Sooner or later, * will die. What will he be reincarnated as?

[ironflange]

None of us will live forever, and if you subscribe to the proper belief system, we come back as something else, depending upon our performance in life. You probably knew that anyway. So, what do you think Fearless Leader will return to Earth as?

Myself, I think #6 most closely parallels his current lifestyle.

[amber dog democrat]

1. a Sydney Funnel Web

best to avoid at all costs. One of the most dangerous aranachnids on the planet.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. Someone who has a really really sucky job......

[billbuckhead]

4. Hopefully a scared teenager in Hell's version of Abu Ghraid

:evilfrown:

[grannylib]

16. Sounds entirely too dangerous and powerful...we can't have that!

Not to mention scary....
If it has 8 legs and it ain't seafood, I DON'T LIKE IT!

[amber dog democrat]

21. OK, then how about an amoeba ?

I understand they make good pets.

[bloodyjack]

3. a tapeworm

see how the 'suckers' closely resemble his malicious little eyes

[grannylib]

5. An ordinary Joe, working for minimum wage, with no trust fund and no

rich Daddy/rich friends to bail his sorry-ass, failure of a self out of any jams.
And then the little fuck would be drafted and sent into combat, where he would piss his codpiece-stuffed pants every 10 seconds or so.

[DebJ]

13. add to that of a minority persuasion...and female....

we don't need any EEOC regulations!! There are no bigots in America!

(Just most everyone I've worked for the past 34 years...and I'm white!)

[maveric]

6. A Dung Beetle.

For making so many citizens of the planet earth eat shit.

[Was_Immer]

7. He'll be reincarnated as an OTHER

Know how on those job applications they have other. Well Other has to be a thing. So he'll just be reincarnated as an other.

[Lady Effingbroke]

8. I hope he's reincarnated as someone who has to support a large family

by working in the "manufacturing" sector (McDonalds, etc.) of his self-created (in his previous life as *, of course), eviscerated economy.

but, barring that miracle, a tapeworm in a hyena's colon.

[NYC Liberal]

9. If he dies, say, next year

then he'll be reborn as an Iraqi. Then maybe he'll see what life there is *really* like.

[shraby]

11. An "untouchable" in India

[Cha]

10. STOP! You're making me

LAUGH, too Hard!

I vote for number 6 because somehow that got to me..in light of his current hyena mode.

[onebigbadwulf]

12. A pin worm - it's the one that lives in children's rectums

and lays eggs on their assholes at night.

[tuvor]

14. A poor kid from the wrong side of the tracks

left behind, and born with neverending debt for his earlier incarnation's economic policies.

[gollygee]

18. ITA and I'll add that he has no option but to join the military at 18

and he ends up in some other president's war for profit.

[johnnie]

15. One of those...

.....little tablets they put in urinals.

[grannylib]

17. OMG hee hee heeee!!!!!! That's awesome. Or TOILET PAPER....a never-

ending roll of toilet paper...that'd be good.
Or maybe as the receptacle-part of an outhouse.

[GingerSnaps]

19. A Turd

[Crunchy Frog]

20. There's this type of leech

I heard about, that is specifically adapted to living attached to the inside of a hippopotomus rectum.

I also thought a hagfish might be something good for him to come back as.

[ironflange]

26. Can't be a hagfish

His mom has that one reserved.

[Blue-Jay]

22. An Iraqi.

eom

[KamaAina]

23. The Ebola virus

it causes mass death, and has no brain whatsoever.

[iconoclastic cat]

24. The next 1,315 of Rush Limbaugh's tapeworms.

[UTUSN]

25. He's Already an Asshole, What Else Is There for Him? n/t