On the 2d of November... (12 Days of Christmas parody; let's go!)

[Bossy Monkey]

All I've got is
On the 2d of November, my country gave to me
a Shrub going back to clearing brush

Also
Five Democratic Justices (needs better meter, but you know what I mean.)

Whatcha got?

Edit: Once I could type...

[Gelliebeans]

1. working on it in head

I am not good under pressure

[olddem43]

2. "two wars a - ending"

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Ding-ding-ding! A great one!

Not that the other ones are bad; I'll probably reply to them serially to keep the thread kicked (Ol' cynical me)

[WillyT]

3. Three Justices Retiring...

Supreme of course!

:hi:

[ReadTomPaine]

4. Four Preemptive Wars!

[Bossy Monkey]

23. I think you may be missing the point of the exercise

(no offense intended, mind you.) However, this works great should Dubya win. Not that any of us will be in any mood for composing doggerel under that circumstance, of course...

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. 4 years of sanity

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. how about

________ neocons out of work?

Christians cryng

Repukes puking

Iraqis smiling

[JohnKleeb]

8. Christians crying? you mean church and state opponents

[blondeatlast]

11. Damn, son; you are so good...

I'm so proud!

[JohnKleeb]

14. you'd be even prouder to know that your son is gonna be in the paper

[Bossy Monkey]

12. Fundies works n/t

[JohnKleeb]

15. yeah but Jimmy Carter is one sorta too heh

[Bossy Monkey]

17. Nah, just born again n/t

[JohnKleeb]

19. oh then

[blondeatlast]

10. This Christian will be doing a happy dance. nt

[UrbScotty]

21. Yeah, I was going to say: Good Christians will be smiling.

:D

[Endangered Specie]

9. hmmm.... try this for size:

On the 20th of January My Country gave to me

and a Shrub gone back to his Crawford Ranch!
Two very decent John's
Third Reich no more
Four liberal judges
Five War Medals!
Six Senates seats
Seven Heart Attacks
Eight Years of Kerry
Nine men did not decide it
Ten commandments followed
Eleven more House Seats
Twelve noon its over!

[politicat]

22. Ten commandments are not part of American Law....

How about 10 AMENDMENTS (as in the Bill of Rights) followed....

The 10 Commandments (whichever version you're using) are divisive and don't apply to about a quarter of all Americans.

Do keep that in mind, thanks...

Pcat

[nostamj]

13. well, you need to rhyme on the "me"

(I'm a real pain in the ass about following the original rhyme scheme in parodies)

so...

On the 2d of November, my country gave to me
President John Forbes Kerry

would be stronger. (imho)

[Bossy Monkey]

16. Yaaaaaaaaaaay n/t

[JohnKleeb]

18. 1 hung over underaged drinker

;)

[Bossy Monkey]

20. 8 pissed PNACers (or preferably, "8 jailed PNACers") n/t