O'Liely On Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart

[GiovanniC]

Listing Bush "accomplishments": We haven't been attacked again.

Wow. Amazing. Just one catastrophic terrorist attack in a whole four year period. Well, that's enough to re-elect him, right there.

By the way, one of my accomplishments for today: I haven't shit my pants. You know, all day. At all. Okay, well there was the once. But that was it. In a whole 24 hour period.

[Cha]

1. And he's "not a spokeman for the bush administration(sic)?

Did Jon mention that his viewers are Schmarter than o'lielly's?

[LisaLynne]

2. Yeah, but I bet * can't say the same. nt

[alvis]

3. W, trying to keep America safe since 9/12/01

I hate that he seems to get a free pass pre 9/11.

[Philostopher]

4. Wow, if that's the only qualification,

one attack from foreign terrorists, and they didn't attack again -- I guess that makes Bill Clinton twice as good by O'Reilly's perspective! After all, there was only one attack on U.S. soil by foreign terrorists during his administration, there were few casualties, the perps were arrested -- and Clinton was in office a whole eight years!

I mean, yeah, our own homegrown white supremacist terrorists did also kill a bunch of people in a federal building in Okie City, but I'm guessing O'Reilly thought that was the same kind of frat prank Limbaugh thinks the tortures at Abu Ghraib were, right? Just a joke by a young white boy, he didn't mean no harm. Just blowin' some shit up, you know, all guys do that don't they? Didn't you make pipe bombs when you were a teenager, with black powder and duct tape? Sure you did.

[liberalmuse]

5. But you COULD shit your pants...

I mean drop a load, if you vote for Kerry. Vote Bush. He will keep your pants shit-free.

[baldguy]

6. Bill's right! We've got to give W some credit!

After all, space aliens haven't conquered us, oil is only $54/ barrel, Mt St Helens hasn't erupted yet...

And the US has only been attacked once!

Never mind about the attacks in Spain, Indonesia, Iraq, Afghanistan, Russia, or Egypt. They don't count.

[acmavm]

7. And he's still 'undecided'. Could have fooled me.

Do you think Stewart bought that line? Sounded like it. Not that it matters, but usually anything O'Reilly says is about 180 degrees from the truth.

Oh well, he's got his Peabody's to keep him happy.