My drunk brother is better than your drunk brother

[JohnKleeb]

"That's my Tupac poster" no its a Jimi Hendrix poster
"Thats my 50 Cent vs Ja Rule poster" No its actually Skull Vs Bones
"I am in my room" No this is my room
"We're all Irish tonight!" psst St. Patty's day is in March and we're only a quarter
:D
Gotta love it.

[Lex]

1. My drunk brother barfed in my car once.

So your drunk brother almost *has* to be better than mine!

[JohnKleeb]

2. mine neither hit me with a pool cue earlier and a pool ball

:shrug: and we werent mad at each other.

[Nightowl_2004]

3. My drunk sister could kick both of your drunk brother's asses

:evilgrin:

[Lex]

4. Probably true.

My drunk brother's one of those "I love you, man" kind of drunk brothers. :eyes:

[JohnKleeb]

7. my drunk brother was nice but a little weird

[jdj]

12. My brother had a bad acid trip and recommitted his life to Christ.

Personally.

Man to man.

The last thing I want to see on an acid trip is Jesus.

[JohnKleeb]

13. he wanted to have a philosophical discussion with me tonight

He also asked apparently for Kung Lo chicken so when it was ready, he was like do I smell brownies? Of course he was listening to Irish music and I hear it was the thrill of drinking to the Irish music that got him drunk, and when he left, "We're all Irish now" haha.

[vajraroshana]

15. my brother had a bad acid trip and got his shotgun....

and came after me and my other brother. I was 14. Me and my other brother hid in a closet for a few minutes; while in the closet my other brother was trying to get me to commit my life to Jesus because that would save us; I said, "let's escape through the window instead, that's more practical"...which we did!!!

The tripping brother after coming down later tried to claim he didn't remember the incident.

HAH!!! I say!

[jdj]

16. That is scary as hell.

Glad you're here to tell about it.

[vajraroshana]

18. good thing I trusted in reason...

...and not in Jesus!

[JohnKleeb]

20. hah I bet and I believe in Christ

[JohnKleeb]

19. damn man thats scary

[getoffmytrain]

5. She sounds cute! :-)

[Nightowl_2004]

22. lol! n/t

[HEyHEY]

6. Really? is she single? Can I watch?

[JohnKleeb]

8. You just need to give my bro 3 natural lights in 20 mins and hes drunk

[Lex]

9. Well, that's really sad. Truly.

[JohnKleeb]

10. it is

count yet another person who has gotten drunk before I have. Really, I drink but I drink rationally, like I guess a beer every half hour or so for me. Put it to you this way, I went to my school's homecoming dance last saturday and I had 4 cokes to drink in a span of four hours, the way he drank that natural light tonight, he would have had 36 if he had drank non stop for 4 hours. We have a family history btw too, my dad is a recovering alcoholic and our maternal grandfather has been drinking non alcoholic beer for a while now.

[Nightowl_2004]

23. Wow, with a single line I delivered my sis several dates

[JohnKleeb]

11. haw

[NamVetsWeeLass]

14. Yeah well My Drunk Brother

every year on my Birthday will call me and get the ENTIRE Bar load of Drunks to sing me "You've lost that lovin' Feelin'" One year his GF counted the number of people singing that very song to me and it was OVER a 100. This is no easy task considering it is New Year's Eve and no one cares that it is someone's B-Day

[elperromagico]

17. I come for the beer. I stay for the fruit cocktail.

:D

[T Bone]

21. oh yeah? but my drunk brother has borrowed more of my parents money

than your drunk brother has borrowed from your parents. And paid less of it back too !!!