Zomby Woof
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Fri Oct-08-04 10:51 PM
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I know you've been waiting for this one... ;-)
Using "OMG!" in ANY subject heading OR post text.
It just reeks of breathless, unhinged histrionics. The use of it is almost always inversely proportional to the actual severity of the issue.
"OMG! I just cut my toenails!"
"I opened the refrigerator door to feed my piehole, and OMG! the light turned ON!"
Using it once is grounds for being put on ignore.
And if you use it twice:
"OMG! OMG! I just drank some water!"
Your shit will come to life, and kiss you.
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Tom Kitten
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Fri Oct-08-04 10:53 PM
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Zomby Woof
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Fri Oct-08-04 10:54 PM
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That one will cause fire ants to crawl up inside your anal cavity and sing "It's A Small World" in their most annoying cartoony voices.
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Fri Oct-08-04 10:53 PM
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2. So, I take it you really hate ... |
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Fri Oct-08-04 10:53 PM
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Edited on Fri Oct-08-04 10:53 PM by huntsvilledem
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Zomby Woof
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Fri Oct-08-04 10:57 PM
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I have the thickest skin around. OMG!
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Fri Oct-08-04 10:54 PM
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5. OMG, like, you are so tooooootally right! |
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Fri Oct-08-04 10:56 PM
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Fri Oct-08-04 10:57 PM
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8. Hey! What R U up 2 l8r? |
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I'm annoying myself! Whee!!! :crazy:
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Fri Oct-08-04 10:59 PM
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9. OMFG!!! PDQ!!!! XYZ!!!!! |
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