Weekly World News: "Laura Bush: Why I'm Voting For John Kerry" (satire)

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61658



"I'M VOTING for John Kerry for President because sooner or later, when it becomes politically expedient, he shares my views on everything. He's not hard-headed like my husband. And he's not always saying, 'I answer to a Higher Power! It is the Lord's will!' when I fuss at him for forgetting to put the toilet seat down, either."

With those measured and historic words, first lady Laura Bush expressed her stunning intention to jump ship and vote Democratic in the forthcoming presidential election.

"When I first tuned in to Mrs. Bush, I kept hearing her say to herself, 'Kerry's the man. Kerry's got what it takes. Kerry really is for a stronger America. He's a war hero, too.'

"Finally, she just spit it out: 'I'm voting for John Kerry for President!'

[kokomo]

1. Can you believe Laura who told Larry King she wasn't aware of Sinclair?

She told Larry King about the Sinclair controversey:

"I don't really know anything about it. Actually, I just saw that headline in one of the pages of the newspaper, but I didn't actually read the article. So I don't know that much about what it is. But you know, I also know there are plenty of things that a lot of channels run that are anti-Bush. I think that's just what happens in a campaign."

Pickles doesn't READ NEWSPAPERS? And she is a librarian?

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0410/12/lkl.01.html