Why are there so many bad combovers in Congress?

[GOPNotForMe]

A simple question.

They're everywhere. Good senators, bad senators, good representatives, bad representatives. These are bipartisan combovers, and they need to be stopped.

It's the only thing keeping me from dropping out of school and watching C-Span 24/7.

[NYC Liberal]

1. Half of them are wearing toupees.

[helnwhls]

2. grandiose and delusional nature of politicians

I think you have to be a bit nuts to be in politics. To be able to stand up in front of everyone in a state and say you really have all the answers, a person must be slightly deluded. That type of delusion could easily bleed into thinking that nobody suspects that the three feet of hair you are growing over your left ear is covering a bald spot.

[tjdee]

3. Donald Trump trumps all of that.

I don't know what that is growing on his head, but the man is a multimillionaire and that's the best he can do?

Actually, the salaries they're getting in Congress, same question. Can't they spend some money at a REAL salon??

[auburngrad82]

4. Lacerations ran down my cheeks when I read this one.

I think its an old man thing. I'm bald but I don't try to comb it over, I just keep it short all over.