A freeper joke

[Norbert]

A freeper walks into this bar. At the and of the bar there is this guy near the door that asks the freeper, “Is Bob with you?”

The freeper says, “Bob who?”

The guy answers, “Bob up and kiss my ass.”

With that everyone in the bar breaks out in laughter.


Every time he walks into bar the same thing happens.


One day he walks in and without fail the guy asks, “Is Bob with you?”

The Freeper once again says, “Bob who?”

Sure enough the guy answers, “Bob up and kiss my ass.” and the whole place breaks out in laughter.

Embarrassed once again, the freeper leaves the bar in a huff.


The next day the freeper spots the great kahuna of freeperdom and confides in him. The freeper tells him all about his experiences in this bar and asks what he can do about it.

Then after a few moments of pondering the great kahuna of freepers says, “Listen, this is nothing to get upset over. There is a very simple solution to this. All you have to do is give him a taste of his own medicine.

The next time you walk into that bar and before this guy can do anything you say “Is Eileen around?” When he says, Eileen who, you say “I lean over and you kiss my ass.”


The freeper is really excited thinking this is a great idea. He goes right over to the bar. The guy is sitting in his usual place at the end of the bar by the door.

But before the guy can say anything the freeper asks, “Is Eileen around?”

The guy raises an eyebrow in astonishment.

After a few seconds of silence the guy says, “Oh! You mean Bob’s wife.”

“Bob who?”…

[Arkana]

1. That's good

Very good. Made me laugh, anyway. :D