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Wed Oct-13-04 04:17 PM
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I signed away my organs. What did you do today? |
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:20 PM
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1. i watched glengary glen ross |
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Edited on Wed Oct-13-04 04:21 PM by captainjack
thought really hard about what kind of doc i want to be so i could best make use of your organs :) and read up on a bunch of medical specialties...
smoked a cig and made a big omlette. and lay on the couch. it was a good day!
thanks, by the way, for your service. it truly takes courage to do something like that. best of luck and hope you have a long and healthy life before those organs help the less fortunate!
*tear*
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:22 PM
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5. Hopefully they'll be usable! |
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I'd hate to surgically 'off' someone from the afterlife :scared:
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:20 PM
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What more do you people want? I'm a little under the weather, but bosses don't care....
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:23 PM
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7. Ouch, I've just fought off a medium grade cold |
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Try the cayenne pepper in a steaming bowl of noodles route, it'll help clean ya out
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:21 PM
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3. I'm waiting for a pancreas--thanks, I mean it. nt |
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:26 PM
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12. If I had the choice, you'd be first in line, I mean it. nt |
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:30 PM
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18. Every single one helps. Fortunately, I'm healthy, but have taken |
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insulin for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time, and the damage is creeping up.
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:22 PM
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As soon as 5:00 rolls around, I'll begin pickling my organs.
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:25 PM
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:23 PM
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6. We've come for your liver! |
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:24 PM
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8. My liver's already packed its shit and left |
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Edited on Wed Oct-13-04 04:28 PM by DS1
Last I heard it's in Vegas
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:24 PM
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9. I assume you kept your pianos? |
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:27 PM
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13. Everything but the 'lectric geetar! |
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The Chick-Magnets are staying with me! :-)
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:25 PM
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10. Good for you on the organ thingy |
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No work today, so I slept 14 hours and made chicken noodle soup :9
Best day I've had in a month.
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:28 PM
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14. Sounds like a kickass day |
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Or, my weekend, except for the hacking and coughing, and no bongs were even in sight :puke:
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:30 PM
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15. Did you give your knees................. |
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to the needy, send your mouth way down south, give your feet to the footloose? Damn I love old John Prine songs.
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:30 PM
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16. Can I have your ovaries? |
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:33 PM
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20. Show me a working testicle and they are yours |
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Wed Oct-13-04 06:01 PM
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46. I've got extra, you can have mine.... |
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Had one removed in surgery and the sucker regenerated itself. Shocked the crap out of me and my Dr.
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:30 PM
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:32 PM
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Just got over it *hopes he didn't jinx himself*
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:34 PM
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21. Catwoman gave it to me |
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after i called her a bitch
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:35 PM
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22. So that's what it takes to get her to put out |
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Fuck, all those wasted roses and bottles of wine.
Bitch!
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:36 PM
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yeah. smack her around too!
she gives great....
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:38 PM
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25. Send out the BatSignal, there's work to be done |
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:40 PM
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26. pimpin' aint easy ya know |
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:42 PM
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:42 PM
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28. sorry buddy but i think DS1 was hoping for a different result |
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:43 PM
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30. This is NOT the jacking I was asking for! |
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:44 PM
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31. What? I ain't good enough for him anymore? |
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:47 PM
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37. No, the safe-phrase was "celestial colonoid" |
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Get your shit together man!
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:48 PM
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:56 PM
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41. Coalesce my fecal matter? |
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Wed Oct-13-04 05:26 PM
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Okay, whenever you're ready sugarbuns :hi:
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:43 PM
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29. Oh no, this has suddenly gone terribly terribly wrong |
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Step away from the light, sir!
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:44 PM
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32. hey. don't knock it till ya try it! |
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:46 PM
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So assuming, young padawan |
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I got 66% of your Triad of Assholes tagged
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:46 PM
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You might as well ask me to stop breathing.
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:47 PM
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36. Oh, you'll stop breathing alright |
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:44 PM
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who the hell is that in the pic?
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:45 PM
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its the universal threadjack signal
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:51 PM
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40. You must be swigging the Nyquil today |
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:56 PM
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42. Nyquil? *pfft* So diluted when you can go right to the source |
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Wed Oct-13-04 04:35 PM
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23. I, um...well, I did nothing in the face of what you did. |
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Great job DS1. Actually, I cleaned out the linen closet. :hi:
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Wed Oct-13-04 05:48 PM
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44. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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This thread is TOO funny :D
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Wed Oct-13-04 05:55 PM
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thought you might enjoy it a bit :*
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Wed Oct-13-04 10:53 PM
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49. Yeah! That's what you said in Mehico! |
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Wed Oct-13-04 06:44 PM
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Not to be a busy body, but I found out when my mom died that its really best to put everything in your will, even cremation vs. burial wishes, etc. Fortunately I knew my mom wanted to be cremated and my brothers agreed to it, but they could have raised a stink if they wanted to.
For something like organ donation, you'll probably want to fill out a durable power of attorney as well.
And good for you!
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