UrbScotty
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Wed Oct-13-04 10:48 PM
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CONGRATULATIONS GEORGE W. BUSH!! |
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Edited on Wed Oct-13-04 11:02 PM by ih8thegop
YOU'VE JUST WON A LIFETIME TRIP TO LUXURIOUS CRAWFORD, TEXAS!!
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YOU AND YOUR BALL AND CHAIN WILL FLY FROM WASHINGTON TO CRAWFORD ON JANUARY 20, WHERE YOU WILL STAY AT YOUR LUXURIOUS RANCH. THERE, AIDES WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO READ, SO YOU CAN READ IMPORTANT MEMOS ABOUT OUR NATIONAL SECURITY!!
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Okay, I'm not ready to call Kerry the winner yet, but I am thrilled by his performance tonight.
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Lucygirl
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Wed Oct-13-04 11:09 PM
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We know you have missed him, therefore we are returning your idiot back to your village.
No need to thank us, it is our pleasure.
Kerry was awesome tonight, continued to answer the questions with common sense, and conviction.
Bush tonight - when all else fails - just start rambling about education.
Oh, and during the debate W's face became so red it made me hunger for a tomato sandwich.
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donheld
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Thu Oct-14-04 03:37 AM
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2. Let's send him empty boxes |
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he'll need them for packing.
hey and no funny stuff. no sneaking pretzels in the empty boxes. :evilgrin:
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Jeff in Cincinnati
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Thu Oct-14-04 06:20 AM
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4. Change of Address Cards... |
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Let's all be ready, and on November 3rd we flood the White House with change of address cards.
That would be cruel, or course.
Who's with me!
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Skittles
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Thu Oct-14-04 04:14 AM
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3. does he HAVE to come back to Texas |
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we've suffered TEN YEARS of that moronic piece of shit. Can't we put him on an ISLAND somewhere???????????????????
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WannaJumpMyScooter
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Thu Oct-14-04 08:59 AM
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5. Yes, sarge, as long as the island is Matamoros |
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Thu Oct-14-04 09:07 AM
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6. I wouldn't put him on an island |
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The Hague would be better suited for him. Preferably sharing a cell with Slobodan Milosevic.
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Thu Oct-14-04 09:13 AM
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7. If it wasn't for Gov. GoodHair, |
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I'd want the Texas Legislataure to expel Shrub, Pickles, Babs Jr., Jenna, Poppy and Darth HairHelment, along with the Double Seceret Presidential Library in College Station and tell 'em to all keep their asses in Kennebunkport where they belong.
Prediction: When Shrub loses, the ranch will go up for sale within a year. It's just a prop.
Thank you Shrub for giving Texas such a good reputation through out the world. Texans used to be looked upon as somewhat "heroic" in a way.
Now we're look on as being morans.
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