"She puts the Falafel in the baaaassskkkeeetttttttt"

[matcom]

will the movie of O'Reillys life be a combo of "Silence of the Lambs" with a "Crying Game" ending? :P

[ET Awful]

1. It puts the lotion on its skin or it has to watch my show again! n/t

[Bronco69]

6. ROFLMAO!

That is hilarious!! :-)

[Richardo]

2. *It* puts the felafel in the basket!

Really, matcom, you've got to know your psychotic pervert patter a little better! :)

'Silence of the Lambs' with a 'Crying Game' ending...les mots juste! :D

[Richardo]

4. PS: congrats on the 24K posts, dude!

:toast:

[JVS]

13. fuck yeah It!

[Fenris]

3. "PUT THE FALAFEL IN THE FUCKING BASKET!"

:D

[underpants]

5. Clue me in here

Sorry I haven't been following the story.

[Richardo]

7. First, you must do some remedial reading...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2490207

...believe me, you'll get it after this - go to the 'Carribean shower fantasies' link. :puke:

[underpants]

8. No help-can't access thesmoking gun here at work

they are doing some crazy firewall crap. This morning I could listen to AAR this afternoon I can't. The BUDGETMAN image was available and now it isn't , literally it changes from hour to hour.

[Richardo]

9. Wow. I can get to TSG, but our firewall blocks me from The Onion.

Go figure.

I'll post the relevant transcript for your edification and pukage.

[Richardo]

10. Here 'tis. (Warning: Graphic.)

Third line from the bottom.

[underpants]

11. Wow intravenous wine

has that sort of medical date rape type angle....and then there is the falafel

Yikes. Does he think....oh never mind

[Phillycat]

14. It's almost as if even in his fantasies he knows he's repulsive.

"Gotta get that wine into you."

[CatWoman]

12. ok, now you've done it!!!

my big boobs are excited, and my nipples are really hard!!!!

DAMN YOU, OREILLY!!!!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!! :P

[Fenris]

15. He likes that!

:D

God, he's a regular Shakespeare, that one.

[underpants]

17. So...with the falafel he was going to....

uh.....he thinks she would like that? uh..........

[matcom]

18. boy, Mrs Underpants SURE DOES lead a BORING life!

:D

[Fenris]

20. He's into foodplay.

[underpants]

22. They way I read it he was calling the loofah a falafel

Maybe I am wrong.

[redqueen]

23. You're right

He's so dumb he can't even do phone sex right.

[matcom]

16. where the HELL are you putting that Felafel????

WAIT!

turn around first!

now, isn't THAT better?

[CatWoman]

19. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

This thread is da bomb!!!!

What is it with you guys?

You don't post the REALLY funny shit until it's time to go home.

And, oh, yes -- ET Awful -- that first post had me spitting :D

[BurtWorm]

21. "Oh, baby, here comes my falafel... right into your... pita..."

"Oh, God! Excuse my tahini!"

:nuke:

[Richardo]

24. Ewwww! Now you've got couscous all over everything!

x(

[Bunny]

25. Keep your hands off of him, Catwoman!

He's MY man. If you try to take him, I'll have Skittles kick your ass!