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vinnievin777 Donating Member (735 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 06:25 PM
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Top five things that ruin a right-wingers week. List yours.
Top 5 things that ruin a right-wingers week:

5)They cannot find anyone to hate when they wake up.
4)They noticed a minority moved into the neighborhood.
3)John Kerry wins all three debates.
2)Fox News doesn't spin a story the right way
1)Someone said that they have a gay daughter.

By the way Chris Matthews and John Edwards are kicking Bush/Cheney's ass.

Vinnie Vin
http://www.vinnievin.com
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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 06:26 PM
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1. I'll give you top #1 thing to ruin their year
November 2nd!
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XanaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 06:34 PM
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2. Bill "Vibrator Boy" O'Reilly gets hit with a sexual-harassment suit.
Edited on Thu Oct-14-04 06:43 PM by LibertyChick
That made my day!

EDIT-I have to list four more?!

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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 06:35 PM
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3. i'll give it a shot
5) Limbaugh takes the day off

4) Confirmation Ann Coulter is a dude

3) AM band on their truck's radio stops working

2) Freerepublic gets hacked

1) They find out their liberal neighbor owns guns too :)
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Kenneth ken Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 06:45 PM
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4. they realize Bush is the best candidate their party can field.
Thatis why they put him in "The CEO" position, isn't it?

:P
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 06:50 PM
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5. ReichMares...
1/ their 13 year old daughter runs away

2/gets strung out on Heroin

3/comes home pregnant

4/Daddy is the father

5/they take her to get an abortion..and she wants to keep Jr and live at home or she will tell.. and also wants new clothes and her new biker boyfriend to sleep over whenever she wants.. or she will tell...about Jr:headbang:
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