Anyone ever have sex with a Briton?

[tjdee]

Ah, good times, good times.
(I'm surprised these aren't getting locked, btw.))
(Also, I hope Briton is the correct term.)

[JimmyJazz]

1. yes and yes - boy what is this, true confession night? I mean I know

it's Sunday and everything, but Jeez...

[tjdee]

2. LOL

It's like Taxicab confessions in here this evening...

[JimmyJazz]

3. cannot resist the accent - flame away

[tjdee]

6. No flames here, British accents are tremendously attractive.

I have met some stank Brits, but that accent makes me cock my head alright.

[JimmyJazz]

8. you are preaching to the choir, love!

:hi:

[Zuni]

15. I met this British dude in a bar with the most disgusting teeth imaginable

I mean, they were awful. I couldn't look at him.

On edit---Does anyone know the singer from the Pogues? They were that bad.

[TrogL]

29. It's something genetic

I know several Brits with just amazingly bad teeth. I tend not to sleep with them (the ones with bad teeth). But I almost slept with a dentist.

[Zuni]

30. weird doubled post

on edit---cleaned out this duplicate post

[Zuni]

31. I don't sleep with men

wether or not they are British or have amazingly bad teeth. I had heard jokes about bad British teeth, but have never seen a human with a mouth like that.

[trigz]

33. Oi! Don't diss Shane!

All right then, he's got a dental problem. But the rest? Sheer genius :)

[JimmyJazz]

38. I'm saying nothing on that subject...

ya'll know who I love and admire.

[Pert_UK]

20. "cock your head"??? Is that Yank-speak for a blow job?

:evilgrin:

And what does "stank" mean? Other than the past participle of "stink"? And then I'm sure it's "stunk"......

P.

[Zuni]

32. A lesson in American dialect

'Cocking'a head is one way to refer to it. Sounds like it is easy for you Brits to get some on this side of the pond. She might have meant simply turning her head, but that is for the courts to decide.

stank is american inner city slang that means gross, foul, dirty. "That stank ass ho" in Baltimore would be translated into saying "that dirty slag" in the East End.

[Pert_UK]

47. "Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive........"

Cheers for the translation.

Word.

P.

[tjdee]

56. Gosh I hope not!!

I meant actually cocking MY head!!

Oh dear.
:blush:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

22. 'ello love!

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

24. good morning sunshine!

I was wondering how this thread got kicked! BTW - that accent will get you everywhere (again, Joe Strummer/Death is a Star = Donna is a big bowl of mush)

BTW - I sent you something.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

26. I responded

[Guy_Montag]

27. Which accent do you like best?

Scottish :evilgrin:
English :evilfrown:
Welsh :evilfrown:

[SemiCharmedQuark]

4. my husband is British

Although he has permanant residency now (conditional)

[tjdee]

7. How did you meet?

Did you go there or did he come here?

[SemiCharmedQuark]

9. he came here for the first time in er...2001

We got married in 2002 so it's almost 2 years now. Of course if you had added "recently" to the end of your topic the answer would have to be "no" because we've been fighting over politics at the moment. He CRIED at Bush's answer about how he met Laura. :eyes:

[tjdee]

11. That's so adorable in a horrible, horrible way!!

I'm so glad he cannot vote in our country (can he?), but that's kind of sweet.

Except, it was George Bush talking about Laura.
Hmm.

[Zuni]

14. Pickles

makes me want to cry...

[SemiCharmedQuark]

16. Yeah me too...he's not ready to vote yet...

Hopefully I can work on him so when he can vote, he'll be ready.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

5. Yes.

[miss_kitty]

10. I was in england for months and never did

I was too busy with a Norwegian! :evilgrin:

[Zuni]

13. Norwegian Girls really knock me out

I really dig the styles they wear

[Zuni]

12. Skinner is probably having sex....

To answer why these arent getting locked

[clyrc]

17. Wanted to!

Really, really wanted to. But (sniff) he didn't.
;(

[mr blur]

18. All the time

It's too cold here in Britain to do anything else.

[Pert_UK]

19. On many happy occasions......and not just counting by myself!

Heh heh heh.....

P.

[T_i_B]

21. Evening all!

:hi:

[daddybear]

23. Does cyber....

count? heeheh if so... ohhhhhh yeah... hahahaha

[NashVegas]

25. No But I'm Working On It

And if someone wants to give me a tip on how to read past those gents' oh-so-polite mannerisms, that'd be groovy.

[TrogL]

28. Yes

It was horrible. Never had a more selfish partner.

Geez, mods must be asleep or something.

Wonder what other havoc there is to be caused?

[JimmyJazz]

36. They must be too distracted by

the upcoming election. I got away with a thread about "multi-purpose food" on Saturday!

[trigz]

34. Of course, several of them

I lived there for three years, you know. British women are not particularly pretty, but have other attractive features :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Wat_Tyler]

35. My wife is pseudo-English.

It's very odd.

[JimmyJazz]

37. What the hell does that mean?

:P

[Wat_Tyler]

39. She's a Canadian who lived in London for 2 years,

and part of her never left.
There you go. :*

[JimmyJazz]

41. Is that a "kiss my ass" smiley?

Because if it is: SANDINISTA! - BEST DUB EVAH!!! :P

[Wat_Tyler]

42. Did you see an ass? NO YOU DID NOT!

:o

[JimmyJazz]

45. so what was it then?

[Wat_Tyler]

46. I'm not sure. I was worried it had been underused, so I used it.

It's kind of a smooch, isn't it?

[JimmyJazz]

49. Oh well, in that case, I take it back

about Sandinista that is...even Mick Jones admitted it was an album for oil rig operators or others who are apparently out in the middle of nowhere for long periods of time!

[Wat_Tyler]

52. Don't worry, you'll never see me diss London Calling.

I may be contrary, but I'm not a complete fool.

[JimmyJazz]

54. Rolling Stone declared it the best album of the '80s

which is quite a feat considering it was recorded in 1979!

Now, get back to work -

[Wat_Tyler]

55. This is work. I work for the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service.

My job is to monitor US dissent.

[Misunderestimator]

40. Whaaaa?

This thread has been up since last night? I'm amazed. That explains why trolls get to defecate all over the place for hours and hours too. :shrug:

As for the question... uh, almost... too long a story.

[JimmyJazz]

43. Blame Chavez - he kicked it this morning!

Good morning, BTW

[Misunderestimator]

48. Figures.... lol

And good morning :)

[JimmyJazz]

50. I really must get some work done today, but whatever happens,

blame Chavez...he likes it when that happens. I'll be around this afternoon, though.

[Misunderestimator]

51. I'm just glad that I can get on today...

DU had been blocked by our filter for the past few weeks but all of a sudden today, it's not. Back to triple-tasking for me...! Woohooo! Have a good one.

[JimmyJazz]

53. can you make it quadruple tasking and help me with these

binders I have to get finished? Oh and the reason why they aren't done yet: You guessed it! CHAVEZ!

[skypilot]

44. I did once.

He was an extremely bad kisser though, which was really disappointing. I was expecting all that British subtlety and understandment but the guy was a fucking St.Bernard. It was horrible.