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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 11:26 PM
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Scientific Breakthrough in Texas!
BRA BREAKTHROUGH

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference in Dallas announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the shit out of him.

:D
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 11:31 PM
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1. Shoot the bastard
before they string him up.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 11:34 PM
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2. I love lox and cream cheese
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 11:44 PM
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3. Oh. Thought the Remedy Was Found to B.F.E.E. Reproduction n/t
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-04 11:52 PM
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4. They don't reproduce.
They split off chunks of themselves that grow like cancers.
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