Can we have Tweety Matthews excommunicated?

[Kierkegaard]

I'm absolutely fed up with his smarmy ignorant glee at the thought of Bush* getting re-selected.

The 'interview' with Ron Suskind tonight was just ugly.

It might have gone something like this:

Suskind: "Chris, Bush is a dangerous ideologue whose policy is thoroughly uninformed and poses a serious threat to the security of our nation."

Tweety: "Yeah, isn't it great? He looks so strong and masculine. He's going to win, you know."

Suskind: "I don't think you understand, Chris, he thinks he's God, for heaven's sake! He's making decisions about our very lives based on his 'gut instinct!'"

Tweety: "Well, he may very well be God for all we know. How can we know? Shouldn't we just trust him on this one, Ron?"

Suskind: "Are you serious? Of course he isn't God. This man is marching us all straight to hell and you're calling the G***** cadence for him! Have you been tapping into Limbaugh's supply of OxyContin or something?"

Tweety: "No, I just think our president is a strong, powerfully built man with a really neat little swagger and I just want to have his children. He just looks so butch in the picture where he has that hot, oily chainsaw. Have you seen that one? I have an autographed version at home."

Suskind: "I need an aspirin..."

[pagerbear]

1. I'd been wondering who this Tweetie was y'all kept mentioning

Thanks for clearing that up.

[Kierkegaard]

2. My pleasure.

I feel better, too.