The "Oh, Really?, O'Reilly" of all CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

"What I meant about naming it was . . . was . . . and I'm sure every red-blooded male out there can verify this . . . I mean, don't ask the liberals or New York Times for heaven's sake . . . but every red-blooded American guy knows this to the bottom of his heart . . . that by naming . . . and you just ask 'em if it isn't so . . . by naming . . . what you get is . . . ah . . . I mean, just ask 'em!"

[alexisfree]

1. funny

[markdd]

2. The "Vast Left Wing Conspiracy"??????

eom

[alexisfree]

5. yes ...pay back time!

[KurtNYC]

3. Regis thinking: If I keep my hands like this maybe he won't

try to touch them or me.... eeewwww"

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. Hey Kelly...like falafel?

[underpants]

6. See in OUR working class neighborhood we didn't have falafels

:spank:

[Crankie Avalon]

7. "Oh, I'm STILL wearing the "loofah mitts"...

...just not on my hands or anywhere else you could see them..."

[fob]

8. Is that a real quote or a "real" quote?

If it's "real" it's pretty funny, if it's REAL, it's effin hilarious!!

[skip fox]

10. If you're asking me . . . No. We make up quotes in CAPTION-dom.

:toast:

[fob]

12. Kudos then,because that reads just about perfect for the scene

given the present highly flafelized environment.

[skip fox]

9. "I mean it wasn't like with little boys and kitchen appliances and stuff.

I mean, what's the problem?"

[StClone]

11. "You see I was minding my own business"

"Juggling my Falafel balls like this when the phone rang."

[skip fox]

13. "Look, it wasn't nothing. . . . . It's those pin-heads at the Times, who

couldn't get it up for someone of the opposite sex . . . well, they're just blowing this up . . . like I was twisted or something. . . . Geez."