I'm voting for Bush because...

[andyhappy]

Im voting for Bush because I dont want the terrorists to drop a lesbian bomb and blow all our churches back to viet-nam.

how about you?

[BoX o BooX]

1. I'm voting for bush* because

I love Murka, so it stands to reason I love the pResident.

That's logic. Don't argue.

[krkaufman]

2. Bill Maher's voting for Bush.

Because he provides such effortless comedy.

[johnnie]

3. I voting for bush 'cause..

..he is such a good Christian and God talks to him. He has to be a great guy if God talks to him...right?

[BoX o BooX]

6. God talks to my brother.

We're in a third decade of medicating him and dealing with his suicide attempts.

[Redleg]

4. LOL

EOM

[jdots]

10. cuzz

i have my pants pulled up so high i can't see anything.
eh si a nam of dog oot dislectic encoding

[Redleg]

11. Huh?

I'm not sure I get it.

[politicaholic]

5. I'm voting for Bush because...

Putin told me that he was the better choice and after fifty years of being told NOT to listen to Ruskies, now, it's encouraged.

Borcht and Marshall Law for EVERONE! Whoopeeee!

[JimmyJazz]

7. the United States is safer if the rest of the world

fears us (actual assinine statement appearing on Phila Inq editorial page)

[catzies]

8. I'm voting for Bush because I'm just a girl who knows her place is

twelve feet behind her husband and in a burka, and sex is bad, dirty and only evil liberals do it.


/sarcasm hurts

[calico1]

9. I am voting for Bush because

if Kerry wins the UN and the commies will run this country and we will all have to speak French and give up our bibles and guns!

[jdots]

12. the babys i could deal with

but the guns ????

[andyhappy]

17. guns!

I'm votin for Bush cuz John Kerry wants to take away all my guns and teach me how to read!

[underpants]

18. -

im reminded of Woody Allen's "Love and Death" as everyone is getting wound up about fighting the French and Woody says "What did they ever do to you?"

His brothers and the townspeople can't believe that he would even dare ask that and finally the only reason they can come up with is that their children will grow up to like rich food.

[Droopy]

13. I can't even bring myself to say it even in jest.

[underpants]

14. Because I fear trial lawyers more than that Saddam guy who did 9/11

:grr:

[AlCzervik]

15. I'm voting for Bush because i like my stress level high

and my blood pressure near heart attack range.

[Zero Gravitas]

16. Beacuse

Bush is such a hard werking rancher and them libruls will turn our kids into homersexules and ban red meat and the Bibul.

[geniph]

19. I'm <shudder, I can't say it> voting for that THING, because

a) I'm dumber than a bag of hair and I like being told what to think by the corporations who own the media,
b) Ann Coulter told me liberals are evil and will ban our Bibles and eat our babies and take our guns and make our sons wear dresses and our daughters cut off their boobies,
c) I hate anyone who's different from me in any way, and so does the pResident,
d) Hey, I'm seriously into coked-up, dyslexic, spoiled rich fratboys!
e) I'm a self-hating woman (women voting for Republicans are like chickens voting for Colonel Sanders)

[shirlden]

20. Because

Giving money to the Corporations is the right thing to do, cause that creates jobs and I need a job cause I am retired and Clinton's penis stole my social security check, and cause I am dealing with many self-hate problems just like our great pResident and came from a dysfunctional family like his, so we have a lot in common and cause I hope God will see me vote and speak to me.

Geeeezzzz I almost convinced my self. Help Me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:silly:

[RollergirlVT]

21. ...nobody else likes him

and I feel sorry for the scum sucking bastard.

[dean_dem]

22. I'm voting for Bush because...

those French homosexual terr'rists in Iraq want to take away my Nascar and my SUV, and Dubya'll be damned if he's gonna let that happen.