Reminded of a joke

[HawkerHurricane]

3 College professors were asked 'If you were trapped on a desert island, what book would you like to have with you?'

The Theology prof said the Bible.

The English prof said The Complete Works of William Shakespear.

The Engineering prof said The Home Guide to Practical Shipbuilding.

[northofdenali]

1. LOL!

With apologies to Reader's Digest.......

Two freepers were going bear hunting. On the way, they came to a fork in the road. The traffic sign said "Bear Left". So they went home.

[HawkerHurricane]

3. The Freepers go hunting again...

And one accidently shoots the other.
So, he quickly calls 911 and says "I just shot my friend, I think he's dead!"
The 911 operator says "Don't panic, sir. First, make sure your friend is really dead."
"OK", says the freeper.
And the operator hears a loud 'BANG!'
"Now what do I do?" Says the Freeper.

[IranianDemocrat]

2. A freeper, green, and independent went swimming across a river...

The green swam 1/4 of the way got tired and swam back.

The independent swam 1/3 of the way got tired and swam back.

Finally, the genius freeper swam 1/2 way across the lake, got tired, and swam back.

[T Roosevelt]

4. I was thinking that in response to

the standard "if you were stranded on an island and could take only one book, etc" - the Dummies Guide to Boat Building.