Joey...ever seen a grown man naked?

[kanrok]

What is your favorite line from "Airplane?"
Currently on "Spike"

[Kierkegaard]

1. Don't call me Shirley.

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

"Well, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripe, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!"

[AlCzervik]

3. many but this one always cracks me up

http://www.geocities.com/fozzy42/SoundClips/Movies/Airplane/larger.wav

[lforbus]

4. Ever been to a Turkish prison?

[mrbassman03]

5. What do you make of this?

Well, I can make a crane, a tasteful brooch, or a pterodactyl...

[Amaya]

6. Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

8. "I speak jive."

[Tom Kitten]

7. I speak jive!

Attendant : Can I get you something?
Jiveman2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up.
 Tightly.
Attendant : I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman1 : Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman4  : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attndnt : Ohhhh, good.
Woman4  : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman   : Jus' hang loose blooood.  She goonna catch up on the rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman4  : Cut me som' slac' jak!  Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help.  Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

http://www.eecs.tufts.edu/~rkogan/humor/airplane.html

[arwalden]

9. What can you make from this.

Well, I can make a hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl!