a lot of the newbies who have been lurking tell me I have a reputation

[Skittles]

please tell me exactly what my reputation is.

[Fenris]

1. F***ING ASS KICKER

:7

[short bus president]

2. promise not to hit me first! n/t

:P

[Skittles]

7. I am SO going to KICK YOUR ASS

I FORGET what for

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. YOU YELL A LOT AND THERE AREN'T ENOUGH DIMES!!!

[pagerbear]

4. Hey newbies, do I have a reputation?

[DrWeird]

5. You're a misogynist.

At least that's what a newbie told me once shortly before keeling over from a sudden case of moderator.

[HEyHEY]

6. Nice lady who gives out candy

[Skittles]

10. LOL!!!

I've been pilfering Halloween candy from a work area (I work nights) and I felt guilty so yesterday I bought some and filled up the bowl.

[helnwhls]

8. you do offer to kick asses pretty often

but, hey, some asses need kicking

[plcdude]

9. mmmmmmmmmmmm

let me see no better not

[cally]

11. Is this a joke?

I take everything too seriously. Everyone thinks you kick ass. Forget the rest.

[Zorra]

12. Uh-oh.

You mean that wasn't you who filed suit on O'Reilly?

[Skittles]

14. IF THAT BASTARD CALLED ME TALKING ABOUT FALFEL

forget a f***ing lawsuit I'D BE FINDING THE NEAREST BASEBALL BAT

[ogradda]

21. see how you are????

n/t

[Skittles]

25. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO USE?

A SPATULA?

[swag]

13. purveyor of warm, butter rimjobs.

[Skittles]

16. WTF????

Number 13 on my KICK-ASS-TO-DO list: SWAG

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. Defending the Free World

by threatening to kick ass.

[Skittles]

19. for all you morons who missed it

here be Skittles defending the free world:

[redqueen]

23. Too cute!

You make me feel gay. :)

[plcdude]

31. o my

another favorite fantasy of mine going commando with gay women.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

17. Demure.

[Fridays Child]

18. Well, if you must know, you are notorious for being...

...small, round, and sweet.

[jdots]

20. you run amock for a mocking company

that was in the Star last week your'e on the cover with Ashcroft

[Skittles]

22. THAT ASSHOLE ASHCROFT

I ALWAYS PICTURE HIM IN A WHITE POINTED HOOD

[helnwhls]

26. and you would be correct

[matcom]

24. the sweetest most gentle woman on DU

you are our Patriarch

[Skittles]

27. IF BOSTON LOSES TONIGHT

I'M DOING A DOUBLE KICK-ASS - YOU AND WILLIAM

[matcom]

30. and if they win?

will we get frilly, lacy hand-made potpourie bags? :P

[spatlese]

28. Are you from Texas?

That's the only thing I know (if it is true!)

:)

[Skittles]

33. F*** NO I'M NOT FROM F****ING TEXAS

Born in Illinois, raised in England and the midwest. Sent to Texas by the f***ing military. Too f***ing lazy to leave. I've come to think it's my mission to torment asshole conservatives in Texas.

[spatlese]

35. hehe... you are IN texas... :)

Yeah, I ended up in Texas too!

I always laugh when I see the bumper stickers that say "I wasn't born in Texas, but got here as fast as I could"

[Skittles]

37. do you remember those ones that said

IF YOU AIN'T TEXAN YOU AIN'T SHIT?

When I pointed out that it meant IF YOU ARE TEXAN YOU *ARE* SHIT they would take them off. IDIOTS.

[spatlese]

38. Shit!

That's funny... I have never seen them before though..

Saw a nice one today though 'More Trees, Less Bush'

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. Our strongest anti-violence advocate here at DU.

And we thank you for it. :hi:

[Iris]

32. Why, Skittles, you are an ass kicker! n/t

[Skittles]

34. there's a b**** named IRIS who calls me a lot at work

I'm convinced her name stands for I REALLY IRRITATE SUSAN

[Iris]

36. sorry. But please, only kick HER ass!!!! n/t

[Phillycat]

39. YOU DON'T SWEAR, YOU USE ALL CAPS, AND YOU KICK ASS!

[Skittles]

41. WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

[Phillycat]

45. Awww, I kinda feel like you've welcomed me.

:loveya:

[Skittles]

46. WELCOME, JANESEZ

:hi:

[flamingyouth]

40. BUT I KNOW YOUR LURID SECRET!

You're really a very nice person. Don't worry, I won't let this information fall into the wrong hands. ;)

[Skittles]

42. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHUT UP FLAMINGYOUTH :D

[fudge stripe cookays]

43. Erm...

you work too much when we have local events.

Oh, and ass kicker.
FSC

[Skittles]

44. you pick local events when I am working!!!

you HATE me. Seriously though, next time you organize a restaurant event check with Skittles first por favor. :D

[name not needed]

47. Isn't Afternoon Delight your favorite song?

That might be it.

[Skittles]

48. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

why are you putting that f***ing song in my head? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

[sangh0]

49. If they're newbies, how would they know?

Are they PMing each other?

[Skittles]

50. no

they are PMing ME

[sangh0]

52. Wow!!!

You must be some kind of goddess or something.

Either that, or someone photoshopped you into a porn scene!! :-)

[MikeG]

51. Peace, Love and Understanding. What else?

[realFedUp]

53. that you don't have a chocolate center?

:shrug:

[Kenneth ken]

54. a reputation for

unrelenting sweetness and light? Thoughtful, compassionate posts that cause the reader to just go all gooey inside and lose whatever vestiges of hostility they might harbor for the world at large.

Yeah, that sounds like you!

:hi: Skittles