J.K.: "And our health care system is broken . . ."
G.W.: "Dum-de-dumdum dum. Liberal wimp."
J.K.: ". . . but this is America, and I plan to fix it . . ."
G.W.: "Oh yeah, horse face?"
J.K.: " . . . after fixing the broken Iraqi war which has . . ."
G.W.: "Break this, Frenchie."
J.K.: ". . . squandered precious American lives . . ."
G.W. "Geez, lighten up, freakin' flip-flopper."
J.K. " . . . as well as America's credibility abroad and . . "
G.W.: "Nobody wants to have a beer with youuuuu! Nobody want to have a beer with youuuuu!"
J.K.: " . . . our fortune, taking a record surplus and creating the largest deficit in American history."
G.W., to audience: "Geez. What's HIS problem anyway?"