hilarious job listing on craigslist - MSCE / EE for help desk support

[frylock]

Wanted - insanely qualified and deeply experienced technical individual to work at wal-mart wages doing our scut work. Must be expert in VAX, XP, WIN 2K, MAC, LAN/WAN, Cisco, ALL internet hardware and IT technology; Must be able to type 80 wpm and lift 100lbs as well as make coffee, vacuum the office and act as a foot-rest for our CTO.

This is contract position and we may gaff you at any minute due to outsourcing or just for our amusement.

Send your resume and a letter begging us for the honor of slaving for WalMart wages. Anyone any sense of self-worth, pride or professionalism need not apply.


Job location is San Diego
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Compensation: 7:25/hr
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http://sandiego.craigslist.org/tch/46365986.html

[frylock]

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