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Fri Sep-12-03 03:00 PM
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Time for the gratuitous "Blues Brothers" quote thread.... |
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"Nazis? I hate Illinois Nazis!"
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:01 PM
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1. "We offered to help you, you refused to take our help, so I said... |
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I guess you're really up shit creek"
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:02 PM
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2. We're on a mission from God" |
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Ewww, sounds like whistle ass
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:03 PM
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3. "I took the liberty of bullshitting you" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:04 PM
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4. "Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Two Orange Whips..." |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:04 PM
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5. "You're going to look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob.. |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:16 PM
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that was mine. I say that all the time, "you're going to have a hard time _____ ___, with no fuckin' teeth". My kids give me the strangest looks... Guess when they are older I should let them watch the movie...
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:18 PM
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22. I saw it as a young child. |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:06 PM
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6. "I pledge allegiance to Adolf Hitler" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:07 PM
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7. "Four fried chickens and a Coke." |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:08 PM
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10. "You want chicken wings or chicken legs?" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:08 PM
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8. I can't resist.... "oh we have both kinds" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:25 PM
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29. "Well its a BEAUTIFUL place, Bob!" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:08 PM
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9. "I'll have two fried chickens and a small Coke." |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:09 PM
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11. It's a 106 miles to Chicago. |
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We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:11 PM
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12. "Do you have the miss Piggy?" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:13 PM
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13. "Jesus H. Charles Manson Christ" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:13 PM
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14. "You got my Cheez Whiz, boy?" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:15 PM
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15. Since you asked me so nicely . . . |
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Here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher . . .
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:15 PM
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16. "You traded the Bluesmobile... |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:17 PM
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:16 PM
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18. "Mr. Fabulous, why, you're looking younger than ever!" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:16 PM
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"No ma'am; we're musicians."
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:18 PM
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21. 'Nother one: "It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant..." |
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"It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas...What do you say, is this the new Bluesmobile, or what?"
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:18 PM
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:20 PM
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24. "Disco pants and haircuts" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:22 PM
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25. "...they've got S.C.M.O.D.S." |
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"S.C.M.O.D.S.?"
"Yeah. State, County, Municipal Offender Data System."
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:23 PM
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27. "The light was yellow, sir" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:36 PM
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41. The new Buicks are in early this year |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:38 PM
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44. "The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:47 PM
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Ooooh I have to be banished from this thread :spank:
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:49 PM
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55. "Pier 1 imports? This place has got everything" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:38 PM
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45. "Lots of space in this mall" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:23 PM
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Blues Brothers has been approved"
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:25 PM
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:26 PM
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30. More complete version |
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"No, I didn't. Honest. I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:30 PM
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No ma'am we are musicians.
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:31 PM
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32. "They left this number. Maybe it help you." |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:32 PM
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33. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's... |
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106 miles to Chicago, it's dark and we are wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:32 PM
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34. "I'm sorry, Mayor Daley no longer dines here. He's dead sir" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:33 PM
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35. "The soup is fucking ten dollars" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:33 PM
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36. The use of unneccesary force......has been approved |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:34 PM
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37. "How much for the little girl?" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:34 PM
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:35 PM
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39. I'm Bob, lead singer and driver of the Winnebago |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:35 PM
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40. "Sell them to me! Sell me your children!" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:36 PM
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42. "Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way." |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:37 PM
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43. We threw a rod_____Is that bad?______Yep |
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That has to be the single greatest car wreck in the history of cinema.
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:39 PM
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46. We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline. |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:39 PM
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47. Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now! |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:40 PM
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48. You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am? |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:42 PM
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49. HEY YOU! on the motorcycle |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:43 PM
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:46 PM
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52. aaaaaaand it's Ladies night Ladies get in for free |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:44 PM
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51. I've always loved you |
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Fat Nazi to the lead Nazi as they are falling off a not completed overpass about 20,000 feet up.
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:46 PM
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53. "We'd like to welcome all the representatives of the Illinois... |
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law enforcement community"
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:50 PM
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56. One condom_________soiled |
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the ever present (and great) Frank Oz.
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:51 PM
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58. Pssst - "prophylactic" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 04:30 PM
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DAMN IT! That's two mistakes in one Blues Brothers thread.
My honor and dignity require that I resign form this thread.
BTW- When Ellwood does the 180 and parks the car perfectly in front of the restaurant has to be one of the coolest car moves ever on film.
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:50 PM
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57. "Hidee hidee hidee hi!" |
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Ok, technically not a quote but a lyric from Minnie the Moocher. So sue me! :7
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:53 PM
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59. hodie hodie hodie hoh |
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Edited on Fri Sep-12-03 04:00 PM by JVS
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:54 PM
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61. Heeedeee heedee heedee hee! |
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Fri Sep-12-03 04:16 PM
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68. Skiddly boo skiddly boo skiddlee deedleee deeedlee booo |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:54 PM
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You're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated, what's next?
What's new?
You got the money you owe us, MOTHER F***ER?
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:58 PM
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64. "Look at you, in those candy-assed monkey suits" |
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:55 PM
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62. First you trade the Cadillac for a microphone. Then you lie to me about .. |
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the band. Now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!
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Fri Sep-12-03 03:55 PM
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Edited on Fri Sep-12-03 03:57 PM by JVS
"What?" "Rollers" "No!" "Yeah" "Shit!"
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Fri Sep-12-03 04:03 PM
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Fri Sep-12-03 04:11 PM
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67. ...doors to the SWAT van burst open and... |
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"HUT!" "HUT!" "HUT!" "HUT!" "HUT!" "HUT!" "HUT!" "HUT!"
Don't know why, but that part always cracks me up. and... "Permission to use excessive force on the Blues Brothers...has been approved."
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