HEyHEY
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Fri Oct-22-04 10:54 PM
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Duers that should be stand up comedians? |
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Feeling drunk and emotional this evening.
Gotta say. JVS, Canuckamok, Matcom, Forrestgump and skittles crack me up.
There was a duer here called "Wang" that was a comedian, aint' heard hide nor hair from him in forever though.
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Fri Oct-22-04 10:58 PM
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HEyHEY
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Fri Oct-22-04 11:00 PM
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Fri Oct-22-04 11:01 PM
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3. I come up with stand-up comedy routines in the shower. |
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But my delivery would be horrible.
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Fri Oct-22-04 11:06 PM
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4. The costume would make up for it. |
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Sun Oct-24-04 08:03 PM
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14. Oh. Many people do routines in the shower and they can deliver. |
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Like that guy in 'American Beauty'? :evilgrin:
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Fri Oct-22-04 11:07 PM
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5. How does one becone a comic. |
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Although I'm not sure I could do it. My life is not interesting enough. Unless they're looking for dead-baby jokes. I got plenty of those
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THUNDER HANDS
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Fri Oct-22-04 11:23 PM
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8. go to an open-mic night |
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I did it a few times. Fun, but frightening and humbling as hell your first and second times.
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Fri Oct-22-04 11:24 PM
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11. I had a friend do that |
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He said it was awful...he was number 17 of the night.... nso you can imagine. But as he said, I'd like to see anyone else with the BALLS to do it. Good on you.
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Fri Oct-22-04 11:23 PM
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9. I syspect it's easier in Canada |
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Cause if you're Canuck you can get grants and shit
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Sun Oct-24-04 08:02 PM
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13. Seinfeld did a whole series about nothing |
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The trick is to find the funny in the mundane.
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Fri Oct-22-04 11:14 PM
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but that's just my mothers opinion.
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Fri Oct-22-04 11:21 PM
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7. whoisalhedges and thebigidea would be thee ideal candidates for such |
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a project....However hedges is funnier online than he is in person (oh, how he'll beat me up for saying that) where you can't be distracted by his rodential sideburns, his propensity to flatulence (not funny when you're downwind), and his extreme denim-wearingness (I swear even the man's tighty-wighties are stone-washed)........and thebigidea's best ideas cannot be restrained by mere standup (he'd be better off with a large crew and a budget).
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Sun Oct-24-04 08:12 PM
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16. My ass-laughter is HILARIOUS, dickface. |
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Fri Oct-22-04 11:24 PM
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10. Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week; try the veal.... |
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...is this thing on?
Whew, tough room!
You forgot to include yourself, Captain Funnypants.
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Sun Oct-24-04 07:53 PM
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A couple of those DUers I know off the boards, albeit in very different ways, and it's so funny how people have these personas here that in one aspect are similar and in others, more depth or kindness beyond that of what we see only here. Anyway, it's nice to have been able to meet or continue to meet, some really funny, smart, and good people here (and you are included there too :)). And you'll have to excuse me HEyHEY, I'm completely sober, but still a bit emotional at the moment.
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Sun Oct-24-04 08:11 PM
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15. I don't get no respect... |
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Rodney built a nice little career on that... why can't I?
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Sun Oct-24-04 08:20 PM
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sorry if my humour isn't down to your standards, HEyHEY. :D actually, I am not as funny here as I was at hypocrites.
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Sun Oct-24-04 08:49 PM
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18. What about "sit down at the monitor comedians"? |
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I pick HEyHEy. Especially when he's in a drunken stupor.
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Sun Oct-24-04 08:56 PM
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Please don't post popularity contests.
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