matcom
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:32 AM
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AAAHHHHH Jehova's Witnesses!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHH |
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get them off my PORCH!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
keep your damned JESUS OFF MY PENIS!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:33 AM
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:34 AM
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2. You mean you DON'T want a perfect society where Remy can prance |
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through the tulips with the geese and tigers?
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matcom
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:35 AM
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3. one of them said, "Its a beautiful day for the meek and mild" |
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i said its colder than a witch's TIT out here! :D
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:36 AM
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4. Burn Pagan! BUURRNNN!! |
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:41 AM
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5. Engraved Sign On My Front Door: "NO CHRISTIANS!!" |
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I had it custom made from Staples for about $5.00. --- They have a whole catalog of customizable signs... so I ordered the one that's about the same size as an office nameplate for one's desk.
Since the first time I put it up... not ONE door-to-door Christian has come a-knockin'.
Screw them if they are insulted! I'm insulted when they disturb my peace. Better THEY be insulted than I be insulted.
-- Allen
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:43 AM
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:44 AM
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7. Naked but for a wellplaced love loofah |
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:45 AM
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8. i could smear my nekkid body in Falafel! |
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:48 AM
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:50 AM
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11. then turn around and 'shoot' meatballs at them |
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:46 AM
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9. Are you sure it was the delivery guy with my ham sammich? |
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I ordered one last night and never got it.
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:53 AM
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12. Oh Dear... You're Channeling Ross Perot |
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"They're out to git me! There puttin' gonorrhea in my ham sammich!"
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:53 AM
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13. I Think I've Run off the Local JWs |
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but if they come around again, I'm answering the door in my underwear I swear to God!
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:53 AM
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14. Not a JW, but I've studied with them and they're fine folks |
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Geez, I'm tired of people trashing JWs. Stop a minute and read their literature. Much of it makes sense, some of it does not. But I admire them because they live their faith. They're not hypocrites like so many in organized religion. And they're huge supporters of the environment and of individual rights. That's more than I can say for most of organized religion.
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:56 AM
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15. if they stop knocking on my front door trying to save me |
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i'll stop bashing them. deal?
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:58 AM
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16. They're Pedophile-Friendly and I Don't Want Them Around Me! |
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Sat Oct-23-04 10:10 AM
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for years. I have nothing against them at all. Let me just say, it irritates me to no end when they come to my door and try to sell me their religion. If I wanna be saved (:eyes:) I'll find the lord on my own. Thanks.
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Sat Oct-23-04 09:59 AM
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17. Foolproof anti Jehovas Witnesses repellant |
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Get a stuffed German Sheppard (or any dog for that matter) when they show up pour ketchup all over it put on a hooded robe and grab a kitchen knife which is also slathered in ketchup. Take the "bloody" dog to the door and answer them. Say "hi, can I help you, I'm in the middle of a little ritual right now" and they will leave - or join you - I never have figured out what they're really into.
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