PING

[JimmyJazz]

made ya look! Now tell me a freeper story...

[Cush]

1. PONG

[Mizmoon]

2. YOU POSTED A VANITY!!!!

YOU MUST DIE NOW COMMIE PIG! VANITIES ARE VERBOTTEN!

SHIT, I USED A FORIEGN WORD! OH NO, NOW I USED A CURSE WORD TOO!

KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME!

[JimmyJazz]

8. Please. please don't come at me with a

sling shot - that already happened once and I'm still in recovery - really scary bitch if you ask me!!!

[Mikimouse]

9. BANG, click, BANG, click, BANG, click, BANG, click, click...throws gun...

It was the only merciful thing to do.

[JimmyJazz]

11. OMG - I killed a kitten!!! fuck me now!!!

But, you still looked!!!

[JimmyJazz]

13. they don't allow cuss words in freeperville so

fuck, fuck, fuck. shit, damn, crap - that oughta cover it - until next time...

[JimmyJazz]

14. DEATH TO YOU, COMMIE CURSING SWINE

Do you want a drink, btw - I can share?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. Really.

I wonder what the state of the average FreePee mind is, with all these noozpaper endorsements?

[Birthmark]

4. Once upon a time...

There was a stupid, dishonest freeper...but I repeat myself.

[still_one]

5. I thought you were looking for network connectivity

[tcfrogs]

6. Great golf clubs

I've had the same Ping-Eye2 irons since 1987.

[Catch22Dem]

10. That's a long time with the same clubs

But if they're workin...

:D

[tcfrogs]

12. I change my woods every so often

But I've used the same irons for so long, I don't feel I need to change.

[On the Road]

19. I Wish I Could Change My Woods

Revanchment takes too long.

[Mikimouse]

7. Once upon a time...

there were three bears, the pappa bear was 'not at all', the baby bear was 'almost' and the mama bear was 'completely'- bear, that is!:crazy:

[EstimatedProphet]

15. How do you confuse a freeper?

Tell them facts.

[n2mark]

16. Ping

I'm George W. Bush and I approve this DU post.

[JimmyJazz]

17. lol - made ya look, again!

[RPM]

18. boom, ping, ping

(if you disrespect me, Ima bank ya....)
Boom, Ping, Ping

- Ice Cube

[name not needed]

20. Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu, Ma-ia-hoo, Ma-ia-haha

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

22. Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.

Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.


:P

[miss_kitty]

21. Where the hell has this thread been?

:hi: sweetie!

[JimmyJazz]

23. oh good grief - it did this saturday night! I was hoping

this particular one would not rear it's ugly thread once again!

lol

:hi:

On edit: there's another thread out there entitled, "I hate Bush as much as anybody, but..." - that one got a few responses, too! :P

[Beaverhausen]

24. ZOT!!!

not

[JimmyJazz]

25. take that:

BTW - I have not an effin clue what the pie thing is all about - I do not understand what they call "humor" on the other side!