Arnold picks on Ted Kennedy's weight... He deserves a CAPTION!

[Skinner]

I just saw this item:

Schwarzenegger Laughs at Kennedy's Weight

"My kids just brought home a beautiful pumpkin, but you know what? I'm going to return it because it's a Democratic pumpkin. It has the orange color of John Kerry's tan, and the roundness of Teddy Kennedy," said the Republican governor.

...

Later, Schwarzenegger made a few more jokes about Kennedy's weight when discussing California's $103 billion budget.

"That's a lot of money," he said. "Another way to think about it is if you take $100 bills and put them next to each other, they will go half way, truly half way around Teddy Kennedy's stomach."

As the audience guffawed, Schwarzenegger said, "I always like to make jokes about Teddy Kennedy. I think it's always fun to do that. He's one of my favorite relatives. He comes to my house and he eats away all the cake and all the desserts that we have."

...

I kinda think lumpy Arnold deserves a little of his own medicine. Caption this:

[matcom]

1. FUCK SKINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:puke:

this thread title needs a damned WARNING!!

his tits are flopping at his KNEES???

[DS1]

7. Liiiiiiike YOUR MOTHER'S!!!!

[matcom]

11. MOMMY!!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmm Kool-Aid

[donheld]

48. A warning and a barf bag

:puke:

[burythehatchet]

2. needs a training bro

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

14. MANSIERE!!!!

:D

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Ugh!

THIS is Mr. Universe or whatever he was? Looks like the Law of Gravity hasn't been repealed for Ahnod.

[Doosh]

4. holy crap, is that really him?

or is it just Arnolds head photoshopped on some weirdo thong wearer?

[MisterP]

28. no: I saw it in the Repub "Parade" magazine and clipped it out:

my family finds it occasionally shocking them in random places...

[AIJ Alom]

5. picture from Total Recall 2: "Argh, my stomach is really a face !"

"Where is the the three boobed woman when I need her !"

[Endangered Specie]

6. Eva Braun ain't gonna be very impressed by that.

What is wrong with that Austrian dictator wanna be f***h****? I hope Maria doesnt give him any for a couple years for that.

[Kierkegaard]

8. "That's a lot of money. If you take 1$ bills, they would reach 5%

of the way around my ego, or 14,837,483,238 times around my winkie."

[PROGRESSIVE1]

9. Go back to Austria with your own kind!

:grr:

God FORBID this scum (Love Child of Hitler) becomes President!!!

:grr:

[THUNDER HANDS]

10. HA HA..Look at that package

He's a member of the itty bitty committee!

[GOPisEvil]

17. Package? More like a postcard.

[donheld]

49. Postcard????????

More like a stamp. :evilgrin:

[KT2000]

12. Steroid plastice surgery boy

is criticizing Kennedy?

AS looks like a freak - now a saggy freak.

[nycmjkfan]

13. You know for a guy, he's got nice tits!!!

There I said it!!

[kokomo]

15. PUMP him up!

:puffpiece:

[MileHiStealth]

16. Goddammit My dinner is all over the floor now ... Thanks !!!!

[Not Me]

18. OMFG, that is SO wrong.

[kikiek]

19. Nice guy slamming family. Gonna be a fun Christmas I bet.

Girlie man..

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

20. photoshopped.... as much as I detest Ahnold, this ain't him

[DS1]

22. Have you seen proof ?

I'd like to if so

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

23. yes, I am trying to find it now... recent photo with no shirt

no way that is him

[LynneSin]

40. That picture was in People magazine a few months ago

That really is him!

[Mortos]

25. That is him

I have seen that picture previously in some celeb rag magazine.

Here is your caption:

I'LL BE FLABB!

[GreenPartyVoter]

43. No way. I don't believe it's real!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

45. Actually I'm sure it is

I saw the original of that in a magazine a while back. There were others from the same day that looked even worse.

Notice he hasn't been in a bodybuilding competition in a while?

And he's what? 50 years old?

[AlbertoMo83]

21. OH GOD!!!!!!!

I think im going to vomit!! :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[miss_kitty]

24. Isn't this asshat related to Kennedy through marriage?

like isn't that 'Uncle' Ted Kennedy to him? Sheesh. I think the Kennedys have rules about that shit....

by the way. that is one gross looking mofo

[uhhuh]

26. Conversation between Ahnold and his saggy pecs

A: Vahts ze matter, boobies?

SP: Ach Ahnold! Ve used to be big und strong! Now ve are droopy und sad. You are vun to talk about someone's appearance, ya?
Look how even ze belly button hangs. She is frowning. Shut up about Kennedy, unt get to ze gym!!!

A: Boobies, ve are governor of kalifooornia! Ve haf power! You should be happy!

SP: Oh Ya? Tell zat to the inchworm between your legs!

[Amaya]

27. oh my GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and his small package too!

[MisterP]

29. nice thong; he looks like margarine that's been out too long

it assumes his shape

[Zorra]

30. Are his legs shaved? Arnold, you go, girlyman!

[peekaloo]

31. Oooohhhh a manly-man sashaying along the beach.

Surely Uncle Ted has some Ah-nol penile implant/breast reduction stories for us kids.

[texas1928]

32. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, SKINNER????????

I am not going to be able to sleep tonight, thanks a lot.

You deserve a nut punch.
:mad:

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[KittyWampus]

33. Queen Of The Flies

[fortyfeetunder]

34. Ah am da Peelsbury Do Boy

And not too sweet either!

[Duncan Grant]

35. "The Girlieman From Ipanema"

Tall and tan and old and sagging
The girlieman from Ipanema goes walking
And when he passes, each one he passes goes - Awk! :scared:

When he walks, he's like a samba
That swings so cool and sways so gentle
That when he passes, each one he passes goes - D'oh!! :wtf:

...

[MissB]

36. Seriously, those are some other woman's legs with Arnie's torso

Those are women's legs, not men's legs. I swear I can see the cottage cheese upper thights.

Wrong, just wrong. But funnier than hell!

Girlie-mon.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

37. Maria's gonna keep her legs crossed for a LONG time

That moran should know better than to diss his in-laws...

[nutsnberries]

38. AAAAAAAAAAA!

is that REALLY ah-nold?

Really? I can't believe it. Really?????

[Bombero1956]

39. not a caption

but who the hell wears a watch at the beach while wearing a Speedo.

[jdots]

41. Aw em trying to luke like Steven Segal

Rotunda titties und my steroid shrunken vienna sausage.who's ya dawdy ?

[Zomby Woof]

42. Da thawng goes up in my crack

And makes me feel like a leetle girly-man!

[RetroLounge]

44. Did he swallow a spare tire?

:puke:

RL

[allalone]

46. way gross

I don't think it's fake because the shadows are too consistant.

[donheld]

47. Molly Ivins or Ann Richards already did the caption

A condom filled with walnuts.


Ah nuld may at one time had a nice body, but he's gone quite saggy. Also as only a gay man can point out, he doesn't look like he's packing all that much in those skimpy speedos. :shrug:

[JSJ]

50. ugly nazi shiessen

"i am pumped up like ugly vienna sausage nazi fuck'

[Qanisqineq]

51. I wonder how long he went without sex for those remarks

eom

[auburngrad82]

52. Hey GirlieMan! Nice panties!

[rot0r_head]

53. Pooshing too many penzils

not enough of ze iron!

[terrya]

54. If seeing THAT flabby lard ass doesn't motivate me...

to start working out again, so I DON'T ever look like that, NOTHING will.

[NashVegas]

55. "Mr. Universe Get Struck By Entropy"

shrugs.

[Arkana]

56. Dammit, Skinner--you can't post that shit!

Isn't there an indecency law or something? :7

[neebob]

57. Yah, it had the orange color of John Kerry's tan

and it looked as if it had been hitting the Just For Men Gel, and it suddenly deflated and was all flabby, like a girly pumpkin.

[pagerbear]

58. I find this thread upsetting

Two wrongs don't make a right.

That is all.

[terrya]

61. I can understand why you feel like this.

I'm not the most gorgeous man on the planet, myself.

[pdx_prog]

59. Conan the Lardarian...

It's NOT a TOOOOMUUUR!

[happynewyear]

60. he should grab his own boobs!

Crippers! What a sight this is! Looks like those foundations he's been wearing have left dents in his fat. lol!!!

Thank you Skinner!!! :evilgrin:

baldearg

:kick: