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Wed Oct-27-04 07:59 PM
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I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash He did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash He did the mash It caught on in a flash He did the mash He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To catch a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash They did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash They did the mash It caught on in a flash They did the mash They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolf Man Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Eegore on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash They played the monster mash The monster mash And it was a graveyard smash They played the mash Its caught on in a flash They played the mash They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash It's now the monster mash The monster mash It's now a graveyard smash It's now the mash It's caught on in a flash It's now the mash It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my monster mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash Then you can monster mash The monster mash And do my graveyard smash Then you can mash You'll catch on in a flash Then you can mash Then you can monster mash
GOTCHA!!!
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Wed Oct-27-04 08:01 PM
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1. Damn. I thought you meant M*A*S*H (nt) |
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Wed Oct-27-04 08:06 PM
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but I didn't really remember any lyrics and when I read these I knew they couldn't be lyrics to M*A*S*H!
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Wed Oct-27-04 08:13 PM
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6. Lyrics to M*A*S*H (actually Suicide is Painless) |
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Edited on Wed Oct-27-04 08:14 PM by ET Awful
Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be the pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see...
That suicide is painless it brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please.
I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate without that ever-present hate but now I know that it's to late, and...
Suicide is painless it brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please.
The game of life is hard to play I'm going to lose it anyway the losing card I'll someday lay so this is all I have to say
Suicide is painless it brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please.
The only way to win is cheat and lay it down before I'm beat and to another give my seat for that's the only painless feat
Suicide is painless it brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please.
The sword of time will pierce our skins it doesn't hurt when it begins but as it works its way on in the pain grows stronger...watch it grin but...
Suicide is painless it brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please.
A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key is it to be or not to be and I replied 'oh why ask me?'
'Cause suicide is painless it brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please
...and you can do the same thing if you please.
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Wed Oct-27-04 08:02 PM
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Wed Oct-27-04 08:11 PM
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Lyrics to the song 'Suicide is Painless' (Theme to M*A*S*H)
Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be the pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see...
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that suicide is painless It brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate without that ever-present hate but now I know that it's too late, and...
The game of life is hard to play I'm gonna lose it anyway The losing card I'll someday lay so this is all I have to say.
The only way to win is cheat And lay it down before I'm beat and to another give my seat for that's the only painless feat.
The sword of time will pierce our skins It doesn't hurt when it begins But as it works its way on in The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...
A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key is it to be or not to be and I replied 'oh why ask me?'
'Cause suicide is painless it brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. ...and you can do the same thing if you please.
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Wed Oct-27-04 08:28 PM
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7. And don't forget this from Bobby "Boris" Pickett |
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It turns out he's a lovely lefty and has this contribution to the election season:
www.monsterslash.org
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