Robb
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:42 PM
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My name's Robb, and I'm a Dingbat. |
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I like the DU. Here's my plan:
First, I'm gonna get ticked off about a really, really sketchy election. I'll tell a joke or two, then talk about voter registration drives I'm doing.
Then I'm gonna offer my advice on matters of dog-rearing and cooking.
I'm going to develop outrageous conspiracy theories that garner me national attention, but fall flat.
I'm gonna start posting lots of silly polls, all of which end with a self-deprecating "Robb is a Dingbat" option.
Somehow, I'll become a moderator. That will be hilarious.
Later I'll have some life-changing experience, maybe a divorce, where I'll lean so much on the people here, I won't be able to express my gratitude adequately.
Then I'll come back, bearing a wakeboard instructor who reminds me life is worth living, a new gig as part of the liberal media, and a whoooooole lotta extra attitude.
Then, Kerry will be elected. And I'll say "danged libruls, fooled you all... I'm really Jerry Falwell."
And you'll all feel so dumb. Stupid DUers. :P
Whaddaya think? Good plan?!? :D
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nothingshocksmeanymore
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:45 PM
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1. What a fucking ding bat |
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:45 PM
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I would grow a beard, if I were you. If I didn't already have one. Maybe carve some peach pits into monkey heads. Something vestigially constructive.
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:46 PM
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Edited on Thu Oct-28-04 11:47 PM by Kennethken
some dingbat already did it.
Keep up, man! Now if you also put out a book about white water rafting in the canyons of Colorado. . .
:hi: Robb
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proud patriot
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:49 PM
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5. I think I'm having Dejavu |
BushRel4Kerry JH
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Fri Oct-29-04 12:08 AM
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6. "My name's Jeanny, and I'm a Bush Relative for Kerry" |
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http://www.bushrelativesforkerry.comHowdy all :) Jeanny Bush Relatives for Kerry
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Fri Oct-29-04 12:32 AM
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I'm a newbie, too, so I don't think I'm authorized to offer you an official welcome, but I'm sure thrilled to see you here! I just went to your website. Are you really Dubya's second cousin?
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Fri Oct-29-04 12:43 AM
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8. welcome to both of ya! |
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:hi:
:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat
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nickgutierrez
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Fri Oct-29-04 01:09 AM
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9. ...and since there are two of you... |
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You need a second welcome. So here that is. :hi:
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BushRel4Kerry JH
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Fri Oct-29-04 01:20 AM
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I'm Dubya's second cousin. No lifeguard on the gene pool :)
Jeanny Bush Relatives for Kerry
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wordout
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Fri Oct-29-04 01:14 AM
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10. your gramma barb is a fucking dingbat. |
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Fri Oct-29-04 01:21 AM
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12. Fortunately, she's not my gramma |
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She's my first-cousin-once-removed-in-law.
Hardly any relation at all.
Jeanny Bush Relative for Kerry
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Fri Oct-29-04 01:32 AM
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13. have you ever seen georgie like, up snort? |
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