1000 Posts - Ask me fucking ANYTHING

[Randi_Listener]

Go!!

[Spiffarino]

1. So, uh...

:wtf: is up

[Randi_Listener]

6. The stars and the ceiling

How ya feeling?

[Spiffarino]

17. I'm stoked

Kerry's going to pound Bush's slimy ass into the carpet. I feel it in my bones.

[Randi_Listener]

19. WTF....

...is John Ashcroft qualified to do after he gets shitcanned in January?

[Spiffarino]

23. My guess is

...he fulfills a lifelong dream and becomes a "specialty" porn star. He'll get a nom de theatre like "Baggy Jack" or something and play the eccentric old rich guy who invites the pool boy in for a gin.

[Randi_Listener]

24. Gin and bukkake

[Spiffarino]

27. One can only hope...

...that he drowns in a freak bukkake accident. And please dear God, let me write the obituary.

[Maiden England]

2. tell me, who is going to win the election?

[Randi_Listener]

7. John Kerry

No fucking doubt about it.

[Maiden England]

28. blooming marvellous

I knew I was here for a reason

[Hello_Kitty]

3. I'm almost there

It's like losing some weird kind of virginity, isn't it?

[Randi_Listener]

8. Yes.

It only took a shade under a fooking decade for me.

[Spiffarino]

18. Yep. It's like getting your star.

1,000 feels awesome. You feel even more like you belong here. Go for it.

[Rev_Karl]

4. Why do so many people yawn simultaneously?

what's up with that?

[Randi_Listener]

10. Contagious

Much like whistling

Start whistling and watch everyone else start to fucking whistle.

[Spiffarino]

20. Damned if I didn't just yawn

You did that on purpose, didn't you?

[da_chimperor]

5. Yeah . . . well . . .

so how's it hanging?

[Randi_Listener]

11. A little left tonight.

It's been a long day.

[bloodyjack]

9. do you think of your mother with that mind??

[Randi_Listener]

12. No.

My mommy voted for Reagan and I haven't spoken to her since.

[bloodyjack]

14. oh.

sorry to hear that.

[Randi_Listener]

16. I told her to...

...go shit in a taco shell and eat it.

[aquaman]

13. Do you really fuck anything?

[Randi_Listener]

15. Depends on who's paying.

[ofrfxsk]

21. Will you tuck me in - night night?

I'm tired.

[Randi_Listener]

22. A pint of Jagermeister

Will tuck anyone in. Bottoms up!

Nighty night.

[kokomo]

25. Do you feel any different tonight than you did last night?

[Randi_Listener]

26. Yesterday I thought I was perfect.

But this morning I found this giant crack in my butt.

Changed forever.

[pdurod1]

29. Halloween shit on my doorstep

for the last two days I've gotten candy and today a plastic pumpkin, filled with candy. On the first batch said they were glad I'm a Kerry supporter. I've got a Kerry yard sign! On this second batch they wanted me to paste a ghost (boo) thing on my porch windows and pass the message. Is this a republican thing going on --feedback please...!!!

[Randi_Listener]

31. Wiccans for Kerry!!

Yahtzee!!

[pdurod1]

32. got me in the mood

. . .with the doors shut about him, he saw a black Thing(Cheney, head cocked 45 degree angle)jump in at the window, and come and stand before him. The Body was like that of a Monkey(Bush), the Feet like a Horse, but the face much like a Man. The Day after, upon inspection, Hair of Horse lay in. . .

[Neshanic]

30. Why does Arizona not go on daylight saving?

[Randi_Listener]

33. They're still pissed about the Gadsen Purchase.

They wanted the whole Mexican west coast.

[USSA]

34. Why was there a change...

...to the $5 bill? Is conterfeiting getting THAT bad? :)

(anyway, couldn't think of anything funnier than that...)



~

[Randi_Listener]

38. It was that or reissue the $2 bill

[ronzo]

35. Why are you so vulgar?

Still trying to figure it out.

[Randi_Listener]

39. Vulgar? I don't take the Lord's name in vain.

[UrbScotty]

36. Is John Edwards hot?

[Randi_Listener]

37. He's 98.6 like the rest of us

Except the reptilian Condi 'Shitbag' Rice