Why are my DU original posts the KISS OF DEATH?

[displacedtexan]

I'm officially giving up starting original posts anymore because I hardly ever get any replies.

Do I smell?

Do I have toilet paper stuck to my shoe?

Did someone tape "Kick Me" on my back?

Here's my last ever DU original post:

http://tinyurl.com/4eaht

[ogradda]

1. it's the toilet paper thing

we didn't know how to tell you...

[Moochy]

2. Style

The formatting and fonts showed a quiet desparation that forced people to skip the thread? just kidding! :D


...and yes, there is a piece of toilet paper stuck to your shoe.

[JimmyJazz]

3. I think it's your breath

:P

[short bus president]

4. I'm sorry, I've been away for awhile.

The spirit of threadkilling, which normally haunts me almost exclusively, has apparently been wandering in my absence. I'll take it back, now. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[JimmyJazz]

7. I post to your threads! Especially when they are in Espanol and

talk about smoking pork rinds :P

[short bus president]

10. Well, sure, but

let's face it - the prospect of smoking pork rinds and mangling other languages draws in a crowd like very little else. It's like watching Sabado Gigante drunk.

[JimmyJazz]

11. I have found that posting pictures of

hunky male gymnasts for the gay men works quite nicely as well! :P

[short bus president]

13. Hey, those male gymnasts are some strong mofos

They'd give Josh Strength a run for Jesus's money, I'm sure.

[JimmyJazz]

15. I dunno - I find the blinking nipples of Josh Strength strangely

arousing...



Thanks DS1

[short bus president]

16. THE POWER OF CHRIST TWEAKS JOSH STRENGTH'S NIPPLES!

Who knew? Although yer right - it is strangely exciting. Hypnotic, almost. Excuse me, I need to go chug down some raw eggs and self-flaggelate.

[ogradda]

14. those aren't just for the gay men to look at are they?

i don't think that's fair at all!

[JimmyJazz]

17. of course not darling - here ya go

Here's the complete collection:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1899349

[ogradda]

18. hot damn...

seriously...so much for doing laundry today :)

[JimmyJazz]

19. some of my best work to date, love

I think I should bookmark that one.

[Dem_Loyalist]

5. Then wouldn't this be your

actual last original topic? :-)

[Misunderestimator]

6. Sometimes I start threads that I think are provocative enough to get

many replies and they get none. Other times, I start silly threads to vent that I think will get no responses and they start flaming after a few minutes. Don't take it personally, especially on a Saturday morning. :hi:

[Medium Baby Jesus]

8. Try a cat thread. They are endless. n/t

[sister moon]

9. Don't give up!

I thought your post was very clever and cute. There is a lot to read and respond to here and some of us only have a few minutes. I feel like I only see about 10% of the material on DU.

[salinen]

12. I like it when I'm ignored

My wisdom scares people. Most are not worthy of my insightfullness. Or, something fullness. I'm full of something scary.

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