There won't be a draft, but there will be a ____

[blondeatlast]

Let's get creative, gang. It's hard work thinking of other ways to say it!

Mine:
Mandatory Volunteer Military Education Service Agreement, Required

[Catch22Dem]

1. Hitler Youth?

:shrug:

[blondeatlast]

2. Of course, but I don't think that's what they will ACTUALLY call it. nt

[Massacure]

8. Of course not. It will be the Bush Youth.

Silly. :P

[tridim]

6. They've been on display for months

behind Tweety on hardball, and assaulting various Democrats during the convention.

[ForrestGump]

35. Redundant with the Young Republikans

Amerika uber alles!!!

[Pig_Latin_Lover]

3. Super Happy Win Lucky Fun Lottery

[blondeatlast]

4. LOL! nt

[HysteryDiagnosis]

5. Plenty of graft!! n/t

[HysteryDiagnosis]

7. Givin the shaft!! n/t

[SarahB]

39. Sounds about like it.

Extra double plus fun! :bounce:

Orwellian sarcasm to those who don't get it.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

9. Patriotic Hostage-Taking

"Sign here, son, or your Mommy gets it."

[ibeplato]

10. There already is a draft

it's called Stop-Loss.

We're sending Op-For from Ft. Irwin for pete's sake. We're extending tours left and right.

there are almost no more troops, we're not letting anyone leave for a long time.

[Kierkegaard]

11. A spontaneous indoctrination into a bellicose organization?

[blondeatlast]

12. Spontaneous Indoctrination--very good!

Think I'll start using that to refer to it.

[Kierkegaard]

14. I would be flattered if you would...

[bluestateguy]

13. The "Patriot Corps"

And they better not ask me to participate.

This is not my president, and it is not the country that I once knew and loved.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

41. Thank YOU!!!!

He's no one's President. He still hasn't been duly elected, the ratbastard.

[DELUSIONAL]

15. These assholes are SO good with names -- like collateral damage

So what would the bushie gang call a draft and yet claim they aren't drafting anyone.

Oh yes --something very patriotic -- and emotional --yep gotta have that emotional hook.

Homeland security Forces?

Homeland protection forces?

Homeland special forces?

Office of Special Plans -- no that name is taken.

Special Protective Units.

Patriotic Duty forces

These slime balls will come up with something really cute -- something to seduce the dumb young folk.

[FM Arouet666]

21. 1984 brother

Orwell's double speak, the GOP read the book. Probably got a few tips from Goebbels and Göring too.

[FM Arouet666]

16. Bush's final solution

to the stagnant economy and loss of jobs. Will find lots of work for y'all, right down there in the middle east. Yee Haw

[punpirate]

17. Something like...

... (the Repugs simply love to create bills with impressive names and snappy acronyms that do exactly the opposite of what the names infer):

Fostering Other Duty Dimensions Enhancing Recruitment

[blondeatlast]

19. Figured you'd have a good one! nt

[calico1]

18. All Volunteer Patriot Defense Corps.

However, if you don't volunteer, your driver's license and passport will be confiscated, and you will not be able to work legally, marry, rent or own any property.

[izzie]

20. You know I was for stopping the draft but now I am re-thinking it.

Some how the country has to get their hands on who will send people to fight a war and if we need to be at war. I can not think how to do that. Once congress will do anything the President and DOD wants we are being ruled. How does one get at this?

[Mountainman]

22. The coming draft will still be for poor people only

I'm sure that this administration is hell bent on creating wars around the world. They are the rich and privilaged and they won't send their sons and daughters. They'll send yours and mine.

[one_true_leroy]

24. i was thinking while you were posting. see next:

[one_true_leroy]

23. Proactive Orders Overburdening Redeployed People...

POOR People, for short.

[vademocrat]

25. The Peace Corps

these guys take something & flip it 180 degrees...
I mean look at their clear skies/healthy forests initiative...





THINK GLOBALLY, ACT LOCALLY

[greekspeak]

26. The St. Ronnie Brigade

Everyone gets a free haircut they have to pay for, a gun, and some green clothes. We'll take all that out of your first 7 paychecks. Then we will ship you over to uh, Donald, what country is that where the Troops of compassion are going this week? Oh...yeah...Venezuela. There is a lot of oil...er...evil axises there. By the way...you might want to napalm that hill. There are some brown skinned people...er terraist up in there. It only LOOKS like a little straw hut village. :eyes:

[KamaAina]

27. All Expenses Paid Junior Year Abroad program

at the prestigious University of Fallujah.

[calico1]

29. Or they might just present it as a new

employment initiative for underprivileged teens and young adults.

[hangloose]

28. involuntary inlistment of the young and willing

[Lone_Star_Dem]

30. The Revised Federal Pell Grant Program

Yes that's right you can go to college (if you survive). We the GOP support higher education in America and offer this program for underfunded youths today.

[Is It Fascism Yet]

31. Oh there will be a draft

The plan for the draft was presented to the Pentagon on Feb 11, 2003. It's just sitting on someone's desk waiting till Shrub is safely re-installed. The plan calls for drafting both men and women from the ages of 18 to 34, and calls for "targeting certain groups" which they define with Mcjobs, which of course, the rich kids don't have.

[da_chimperor]

32. Freedom corps: because terrorists hate our freedom

It's possible. The part about the freedom corps, the terrorist part is utter bullshit.

[BoX o BooX]

33. Rapid Acquisition of Freedom-Friends.

eom

[ET Awful]

34. Temporary Aggressive Human Resource Reallocation n/t

[HEyHEY]

36. Civil war?

[Is It Fascism Yet]

37. probably

We now live in a fascist theocracy, merely masquerading as a democratic republic, wherein votes are not even counted. There is an elephant in the room that the media is not mentioning. That elephant's name is Diebold. The Diebold tallies do not even remotely approximate the exit polls, and of course, cannot be recounted. Strangly, in all our history, the only time exit polls do not approximate the final tally is when The Son of a Bush is running and Diebold is counting. Everyone knows this elephant is standing there, why isn't anybody mentioning it? And then there is the elephant's evil twin..."early vote by mail ballots". Most Kerry supporters voted by mail, because they were wise enough to know that Diebold would cheat. In fact, the Kerry campaign informally and indirectly recommended mail ballots to their supporters, for this very reason. I voted by mail. I know my elections office got my vote in time. The day before election, I called my county elections officials to make sure they had received the "mail in ballots" from my household and was assured the ballots were received. However, this morning, the day after election, The Aizona Secretary of State's office informed me over the phone that my vote was never counted, my husband's vote was never counted, and my daughter's vote was never counted, because they were all "vote early by mail ballots", and the "mail ballots" were never counted. None of the mail ballots were counted. None!!!. Nobody was elected. The entire election was a farce of Diebold cheating and mail ballot disposal. It was much simpler to overthrow America than we thought. In a democracy, this entire election would be thrown out, invalidated for obvious fraud, and done again. America has always tried to export democracy, and now, who will liberate us, and give us democracy? I recommend that all of America strike, sell all your stock, don't go to work, don't pay your bills, consume as little of everything, (especially gasoline), as you possibly can, and run naked in the streets until our votes are counted. Or, don't, if that seems too much trouble. Shall we instead all migrate to India where they actually count votes and have all our jobs anyway? In 2008, let's just not bother with the voting farce, let's just move directly to Jeb, next in line for the Bush family throne.

[CAcyclist]

42. Patriot Corps

edited because I'm drunk and can't read - so - do-over -

[Modem Butterfly]

38. My partner suggests "stop life"

[NNadir]

40. Let's not kid ourselves. There will be a draft. Look at Bush's 2000

promises.

The American People are about to get what they wished for. In spades. The kind of spades they use to dig graves.

[Huckebein the Raven]

43. Freedom, Unity Creating Kind Educational Development

bad, but it works for the situation.

[CAcyclist]

44. LOL