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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:37 AM
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This is the thread to find someone marry and produce
more liberal babies!


who wants to start by posting their availiblity!

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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:39 AM
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1. I'll give it a shot, but I may need an instruction phamplet!
:shrug:
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:46 AM
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4. *hands you a cup to put the results in*
now just make sure to give it to the nurse.
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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:47 AM
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5. Whew! I can handle that!
I trhought I was going to have to do it the old fashioned way!
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:48 AM
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7. Modern Technology!
it is wonderful!
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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:50 AM
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8. OK, the cup runnith over
Wheres the nurse?
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:53 AM
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9. You were only suppose to do that once!
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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:54 AM
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10. I told you I needed instructions!
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:56 AM
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11. you really need instructions on how to do that?!
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Jack Schitt Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:40 AM
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2. I'm available!
But I'm still young (23). I don't want to reproduce until I'm...dead. Sorry, kids aren't my cup o' tea. I don't really like them.
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:47 AM
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6. great! now what?
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REP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:57 AM
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12. Rock On! You're NOT Alone, And You Won't Change Your Mind!
I said I didn't want nasty brats when I was your age, and people told me I'd change my mind. Guess what? I'm 39, twice sterilized with NO children, and not a single regret!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 07:22 AM
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20. Wow! You needed to be sterilized twice? Super fertile!!!
;) :hi:
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:46 AM
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3. I'm available.
Edited on Fri Nov-05-04 02:47 AM by crunchyfrog
I'm really not interested in marriage but I'd be happy to have someone's baby before my ovaries give out.

I mean this sincerely. PM me if you're interested. }(
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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 03:06 AM
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13. Whaaaaa???
:wow:
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 03:18 AM
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14. I'm available and I can reproduce
Edited on Fri Nov-05-04 03:19 AM by Bushneedstogo
I wouldn't mind making our political party larger :evilgrin:. But, I wouldn't be able to start a family until after I receive my Masters Degree in 2 1/2 years unless someone would be willing to become a Dad and a babysitter at the same time. You would also have to be able to clean and do the dishes and I would want you to have dinner on the table as soon as I get home.
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 03:20 AM
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15. That would work...at least you would be
edumacated.
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reeree Donating Member (53 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 04:12 AM
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16. I want to get married and have babies!
My name is Marie, I live in Utah. I'm 20. I'm a college student right now, majoring in history and anthropology. I'm going to be an archaeologist. Ummm.... I am a reasonably good cook. I am terribly interesting. I read lots of books and kill at Trivial Pursuit. Any DUers in the Utah area, drop me a line. I'm SO LONELY!
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REP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 04:16 AM
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17. You Live in a Good Area To Accomplish Your Goal
Apparently, that's about all they do in Utah is marry and reproduce.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 06:03 AM
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18. I'm available, and I'll gladly contribute as much as necessary. . .
Ladies, the line forms to the left, please no shoving, there's plenty of the Awful one to go around :).
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 07:19 AM
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19. I'm WAY too avaliable.
Still can't figure it out. Maybe no one can handle me yet lol. :D I'm 19, live with a roommate, have two jobs, and will start college whenever I can save enough money to not have to count on anyone else. I have a car in my name only and I'm pretty fun to be around. So yeah, that's me in a nutshell. Any takers? hehe
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Shoeempress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 07:23 AM
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21. Reproducing is no guarantee of political affiliation. Born and raised
by wingnuts and I'm about as lefty as can be. Sorry to spoil the theory. You can, however, influence other's children, and that is my plan. As that song in the play Evita said "Get them While they are young".
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