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Mon Nov-08-04 05:59 PM
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Post Your Name-Changing Jokes Here |
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Edited on Mon Nov-08-04 06:03 PM by CO Liberal
A man got to court ans requests a name change. The judge says, "Changing your name is a very serious thing - it has to be changed on a lot of different records. What is you name now?"
Man: "My name is Joe Shit."
Judge: "Well, I can understand why you would want to change it. OK - what do you want your name changed to?"
Man: "Bill Shit."
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Mon Nov-08-04 06:01 PM
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1. If Cher and Bono got married, would she take his name? |
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Mon Nov-08-04 06:03 PM
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2. If Jackie Collins Married Jackie Chan.... |
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...she'd be Jackie Chan.
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Mon Nov-08-04 06:08 PM
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3. You're just a riot today honey |
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But I'm STILL the Princess!
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Mon Nov-08-04 06:10 PM
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5. And You Always Will Be!!! |
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:loveya:
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Mon Nov-08-04 06:10 PM
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4. Soupy Sales Used to Say That He Had to Change His Real Name... |
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...when he went in to show business, because someone else was already using it. Helen Hayes.
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