Tara Reid's Boobies Demand Same-Mammal Wedding Rights, Ruin Election

[Dukakis88]

If I could have a dollar for every person who voted for Bush to stop Tara Reid's breasts from getting married and adopting Christian babies, I would be a rich man by now. Have you no shame, teats? Couldn't you wait until after the election to put on your tawdry little bounce-bounce show for the cameras? I hope you're proud of yourselves, you shamefully luscious flesh hooligans.

[Brewman_Jax]

1. Don't forget Janet Jackson's boobs

the neo-cons are still angry about that! Of course, they blame Clinton for that, too.

Oh, the mammarity! :-(

[Dukakis88]

2. Then there was the whole Brandy Chastain scandal...

The soccer team should have worn burqas.

[Brewman_Jax]

3. I think the neo-cons are mad because

they're jealous! The better-looking women tend to vote democratic.

:thumbsup:

[indigobusiness]

4. When I was a boy I dreamed of boobies.

Now, they are the stuff of nightmares.

[Dukakis88]

5. I feel very mature now.

I used to want to go back to the womb, but have accepted that back to the boobie is as close as I'm going to get.