Britney Spears' further descent into white trash perfection

[Fenris]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004521195,00.html

NEWLYWED Britney Spears shows her undying love – by scribbling on a shop wall.

Britney, 22, popped into the Hollywood store with husband Kevin Federline, 26.

She grabbed a marker pen and scrawled a message alongside others by stars like actress Lindsay Lohan.

Britney, whose memo called Kevin “the sexiest man alive”, is said to be taking two years off to start a family.

The pictures are quite...something. Well worth viewing.

[underpants]

1. Why am I getting an image of "Star 80"?

Just saying

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. Can the Hustler feature...

Be far off?

She is taking two years off for an image makeover.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. Yeah, that or Cobain without talent

[Fenris]

7. Perhaps this means more work for Eric Roberts.

[Richardo]

11. LOL Fenris!

That is hilarious... :D

[blondeatlast]

23. OMG! Tears... ROFLMAO! nt

[indigobusiness]

2. It's impossible to lick her elbow.

Just saying.

[short bus president]

5. Prolly not,

but I'll bet it is a significant health risk.

[ronnykmarshall]

6. What a stunning couple!

[Fenris]

10. I have seen hobos that looked cleaner than those two.

[peekaloo]

13. Damn! A Skeet Ulrich wanna be!

wonder if he does a mean Johnny Depp impersonation....:P

[jimbo fett]

15. What's with her hillbilly smile? "Uh-huh, these're mah reeul toothez!"

[benito]

8. Please don't hate on Louisiana

for letting this asshat loose on the global population.
I live about an hour from where she's from and I *never* heard of her until her first record dropped.

[Ripley]

9. If that's what the sexiest man alive looks like...

All the men in my life have been from planet Xenon.

[flvegan]

12. Heh heh, the handwriting expert said

BRITNEY’S scrawl shows she is an egotist — but with something to hide, a handwriting expert says.

Graphologist Eric Smith, of Epping, Essex, explained: “People who write in capitals are hiding their personalities. If Britney uses capitals all the time then it is worrying. It shows she can’t open up.

“But she has chosen big, well-formed letters. That shows she’s an egotist and rather full of herself.”

Didn't her "Greatest Hits" CD just come out? That should be about 28 seconds of pure horror.

[kitkatrose]

14. Yeah, it did.

I thought you had to have been around longer or die for that to happen? :shrug: Maybe now she'll go away.

[underpants]

17. P.S B Wicked

Actually I write in all caps myself. I just found it easier when I was younger :shrug:

[GodlessBiker]

16. Britney ... is said to be taking two years off to start a family.

Taking two years off from what? Singing? Britney...in order to take time off from something, you have to do it in the first place.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

18. God. The last thing she needs to be doing is breeding.

There are too many stupid people here already....we don't need more.
Duckie

[ismnotwasm]

21. I agree

Some people should not reproduce.

[Wat_Tyler]

19. Did you see her latest video?

Shannon Tweed can now retire, safe in the knowledge she has a replacement lined up.

[Fenris]

25. Shannon Tweed...now there's someone I haven't thought of in a while.

Last I heard she was shacked up with the tongue of Gene Simmons.

[Wat_Tyler]

27. A match made in....somewhere.

Somewhere I intend to never visit.

[slappypan]

20. That's nothing!

Chack out this pic, courtesy of the Go Fug Yourself blog:

[Endangered Specie]

22. TWO years to start a family??

How bad in bed IS this guy?! :evilgrin:

[blondeatlast]

24. Guess all he['s got is the looks.

Wait, that doesn't sound right, either?!

[deadparrot]

26. Yay for "family values"!