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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:10 PM
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Please welcome the new face of the WINNING Democratic party
Edited on Tue Nov-09-04 10:27 PM by SemiCharmedQuark
Please note, it pains me to say this. But we need to win folks! So therefore, I suggest that all people hear me out. Women, minorities, gays, agnostics, atheists, poor people, Jews, Hindus, Muslims, Taoists and all other non-Christians please leave the party. Sorry, but we need to pull out a "W" here. In general, if you don't look like the people below, well...the Green Party is very nice, I hear. In addition, please note, that boycotting is being horribly mean. We do not want to become the enemy by any means! So therefore, even if you disagree with someone, kindly keep patronizing their business. Thank you.



New Pic: And they're good Christians!
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lightbulb Donating Member (660 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:16 PM
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1. I'm In. I'll be good. I'll even change my last name
Edited on Tue Nov-09-04 10:57 PM by lightbulb
to something less ethnic sounding.

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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:22 PM
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2. OK, just as soon as I learn all the verses to "The Internationale"
Edited on Tue Nov-09-04 10:42 PM by BiggJawn
If they don't pick Howard Dean to head the DNC, that's IT!
I'm changing to Socialist.

And what's with those people? They look like junior X-MBA's on their way to the course module on "How to Fist-Fuck the Rank-and-File at Contract time."

Oh...you changed the picture. Now my X-MBA's comment doesnt work...
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whirlygigspin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:29 PM
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4. ok, pick one
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:40 PM
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6. Why, the Pete Seegar one, of course!
:-)
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NoodleBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:24 PM
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3. Uh, you want us to all be Asians?
I'll do it... if it guarantees I'll be working with that woman on the left. (after looking at that picture-- at least I hope that's a woman)
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 10:29 PM
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5. Oh Good, here;s what they believe
We believe that civil government is ordained of God; that its purpose is to punish evil doers and
to praise good works that we may lead quiet and peaceable lives in all godliness and honesty;
that we are commanded to pray for those in authority; that we are to render to all their dues:
tribute to whom tribute is due, custom to whom custom, fear to whom fear, honor to whom honor.
We are to render to government the things which belong to the government and to God the things
that belong to God.
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 11:09 PM
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7. Is there a photo of these guys with their sheets **on**?
I enjoy "before and after" stories!

:evilgrin:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 11:13 PM
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8. Not white enough fer us'n
Still looks kinda ethnic to me. Plus they gots waaaaay too many teeth.

Yank a cupla teeth, put them in front'a maw's still, an get ridda da polacky-lookin guy and that irish feller. Then you gots yerseff a DEAL!


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