Arafat is in a state between life and death...

[Tom Kitten]

Since he is the topic of posts, I wonder if anybody is praying for him?

[Alexander Hamilton]

1. peace

I hope he dies. I will not pray for him. I think he is what is preventing peace from comming to Palestine and Isreal.

[paulie5]

2. is he this or is he that?

I can't pray for anybody. I'm an atheist. But I will say this.

GENERAL ALEISMO FRANCO OF SPAIN IS STILL DEAD. AND REPORTS CONFIRM THIS UNTIL HIS NEXT PAROLE HEARING.

[RevCheesehead]

3. would that be Ohio or Indiana?

[JVS]

4. What will happen when we open the box containing Schroedinger's Arafat?

[Nag Champa]

5. No... the world will be better off without him. G'nite, Yassir. n/t

[countmyvote4real]

6. I'm praying he doesn't become SNL's next General Franco. n/t

[Lady Sonelle]

7. Arafat Is Schroedinger's Cat!

Is he an 'is' or is he an 'aint'?
Is Arafat conscious or is he in faint?
His fate leaves Palastine unnerved,
As acts of observing disturb the observed!

Half cold dead, half still alive
Schroedinger's 'fat can barely survive.
Arafat's in the fire or maybe he's ice,
Cavorting with virgins in Paradise.

My sympathies go to poor Mrs. Yasser
Stuck in the waiting room, knits antimacassars.
While America deals with four more of Shrubby,
Mrs. Arafat goes in to water her hubby.

There's many famous fun'rals (like the wake for Finnian)
But none like the one planned for the gorked* Palestinian!
He's showing the Q sign, † is poor Arafat
Now sharing the half-fate of Schroedinger's Cat!

Lady S.

*gorked: Comatose or unconscious due to sedation. (From GOMERS)

† Q-sign: said of conatose or dying patients, so called because the tongue protrudes from the mouth, forming the letter 'Q' (from GOMERS)