Beast Man Cafe is now OPEN!

[Beware the Beast Man]

Have you been thrown out of other establishments? Grab a cup and relax! Flavor shots are 25 cents extra. Now hiring baristas.

[Fenris]

1. You don't serve ZombyCoffee I hope.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. Certainly not! I find it to taste like watery vegemite and cigarette ash

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Nope, only Beast Brew, extra cream upon request!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. Well then I'd like a Triple Onan Mocha Latte

[Beware the Beast Man]

15. Did I mention our milk steamer was assembled here in Cleveland?

:evilgrin:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. Wow! I'll take a frothy helping from your Cleveland Steamer than!

[Wat_Tyler]

2. I used to work for Starbucks (the bastards). I'l make BeastieCoffee!

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. You're hired.

Now, you'd get more tips if you'd wiggle your ass while steaming milk!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. I'd like a cup of your steaming milk!

[Donkeyboy75]

3. Do you serve food?

If so, one masturbating cat with extra mustard, please.

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Coming right up!

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. I'd like a cup of weak, cold, bitter coffee.

Oh, wait -- wrong coffee shop.

[Beware the Beast Man]

23. Our coffee is smooth,

it doesn't hit back.

[meegbear]

9. I'd like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it please

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. I'd like a large plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. Number 8 *burp!* Number 8 *burp!* Number 8 *burp!* Number 8 *burp!*

Number 8 *burp!*

[Donkeyboy75]

20. Here ya go!

[asthmaticeog]

12. I'd like a steaming hot serving of ass-hat, please.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. Or a can of Whoop Ass!

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. Today's Special:

[eyesroll]

18. Triple shot, please.

I was up late and then up early. :hangover:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

21. You need ZombyChocolateEspressoBeans

[terrya]

22. There's a coffee shop I don't wish to patronize anymore.

Because the propriator is a fucking asshole.

I haven't been thrown out yet, but I don't wish to frequent that place anymore.

I'm a big coffee drinker, so I may be here quite often. :-)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. Relax - Have a drink!

:)

[Donkeyboy75]

26. That's OK.

He was well known for berating the customers anyhow.

But I'm pretty sure the propietor and customers here are also assholes. :o

[terrya]

29. When I go for a cup of coffee, I just like to relax....

you know...read the paper, talk to good friends. And enjoy a delicious hot cup of coffee.

I don't like dealing with propriators who treat some of their customers like shit. Customers shouldn't have to put up with that crap.

Haven't detected any assholery HERE. :-)

[Beware the Beast Man]

30. NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Come back on one year!

[terrya]

33. Sheesh! I just asked for some BREAD!

Man....

:-)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

31. I often wonder why his coffee license wasn't revoked!

:shrug:

[terrya]

34. It's not like his crap hasn't been alerted to the Better Business Bureau.

Which I know it has.

[yvr girl]

24. Just what I need - another coffee place in the neighbourhood

I've already got about 6 within a block. Are your baristas hot? I want something that's whipped and foamy.

[Beware the Beast Man]

27. Wat is our barista.

He'll shake his tush for more tips, too!

[American Tragedy]

28. Irish coffee

I feel frisky.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

32. The Irish are represented here