If Ann Coulter ever get's married to a man

the Princess

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Wed Nov-10-04 01:52 PM
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If Ann Coulter ever get's married to a man

Will it be a gay marriage and will it be legal in any of the 50 states?

I was just mulling this over.

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Midlodemocrat

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Wed Nov-10-04 01:54 PM
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1. Now there's a guy who would deserve a purple heart!

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calico1

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Wed Nov-10-04 01:56 PM
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2. Doesn't Ann Coulter

have a penis? I just can't get over thinking its a man in drag.

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rkc3

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Wed Nov-10-04 01:58 PM
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4. If she doesn't, then it's a strap-on.

And regarding the Purple Heart, the use of a strap-on should warrant a higher honor than just a Purple Heart.

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pdx_prog

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Wed Nov-10-04 01:59 PM
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5. Owwww....

stop already....lol

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aden_nak

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Wed Nov-10-04 01:57 PM
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3. Whatever man married Coulter would have to be already castrated.

That's the only way I could imagine spending the rest of my life with that harpie. Though I still re-re-re-re-re-reaffirm my opinion that a One Eyed Pirate would do her a world of good. Or maybe just do ME a world of good.

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rkc3

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Wed Nov-10-04 01:59 PM
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6. Would it do you a world of good to receive an Angry Pirate

or know that Ann Coulter was the recipient? Please clarify.

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aden_nak

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Wed Nov-10-04 02:03 PM
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8. No no, I want to PERSONALLY ADMINISTER said Angry Pirate.

Otherwise, what's the fun. Though I suppose Coulter has the right plumbing to give as well as she gets. *shudders*

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rkc3

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Wed Nov-10-04 02:07 PM
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10. Thanks for the clarification - I might have asked ASL if you were the

recipient.

BTW, how close are we to having our names struck from this thread?

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aden_nak

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Wed Nov-10-04 02:17 PM
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12. Nary more than a stroke or two away.

Edited on Wed Nov-10-04 02:18 PM by aden_nak

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the Princess

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Wed Nov-10-04 02:05 PM
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9. "The One Eyed Pirate" LOLOLOL

I have a slioght obsession with Pirates - and now EVEN more so!

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soundhead

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Wed Nov-10-04 01:59 PM
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7. Post -op Transexuals of the world unite

Man Coulter is a Lady Boy, and not a nice one I might add

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baldguy

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Wed Nov-10-04 02:13 PM
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11. She'll have to get him between the eyes or through the heart first.

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hinachan

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Wed Nov-10-04 02:27 PM
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13. I offer further proof that Coulter is a man

I used photo editing software to remove the makeup and long hair from the picture on the cover of her current book. My host doesn't allow remote linking of images, so you'll have to go here to see the before and after pics:

http://democratpride.tripod.com/coulter.html

Be afraid...be very afraid!

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the Princess

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Wed Nov-10-04 02:29 PM
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14. Holy crap!

It is a man!!!!!!!!!11

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