Anyone know how I can boost my BM ejection?

[DenverDem]

Proper elimination is the key to good health.

[Pacifist Patriot]

1. Register as a Republican?

They seem to have no problem spewing shit.

[DenverDem]

2. Actually they are totally anal retentive.

That's why they are full of shit.

[XNASA]

3. You know............................

I was waiting for a copycat post with the acronym 'BM' in it to surface.

I was gonna do the same thing myself.......but I've got a rep to protect.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[librechik]

4. metamucil capsules with meals 3 times a day

works for me!

[buff2]

5. Eat a box of ex-lax?

:shrug:

[sweetheart]

6. get some herbal "intestinal cleansers"

You'll be movin so fast, ther'll be no complaints. Even if you're
stoned on hash, you'll stil work. ;-)

[Endangered Specie]

7. Now why did I think this was a sex thread?

:shrug:

[okieinpain]

8. uh!!! is that really what he/she wants advice on.

[DenverDem]

9. You guys realize this is a copycat thread to these. . . .

<http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1985330>

<http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1985360>

right??

Good advice from some of you, though. Sincere thanks.

BTW, I do the herbal Colon Cleanse tabs, and they are great.

[MazeRat7]

10. Maybe you should eat a rope ?

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. locked, flushed, sprayed...

employees must wash hands before returning to work.

Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator