Is there a better way to say "Pussy Whipped?"

[MrScorpio]

I dare you to try


>>I created the idea of Smittenstm while on a romantic walk with my husband. We were trying to hold hands through our bulky mittens, when it dawned on me to create a mitten that was large enough for both our hands. That way, I thought, we could truly hold hands.<<

http://www.smittens.biz/what.html

[Elidor]

1. own3d

[jpgray]

2. S&M sites sell it as the Purple Gauntlet of Domination (nt)

[jeff30997]

11. LOL!

My first laugh today !

[Pithlet]

18. Funniest post today.

[The Spirit of JFK]

28. THAT made my week...Hilarious! -nt-

[Hotler]

59. Boogers just flew out my nose! n/t

[Rick Myers]

3. OMFG!!!

I hope Janet doesn't see that!!!!!

Yikes!

I mean, meow...

[ewagner]

4. Great idea......

I've seen a lot worse....need to market it though.....

[Liberal Veteran]

5. Dominated by female genitalia.

:)

[bullimiami]

6. awwww. aint that cute.

stop being so cynical. it doesnt affect you. let them be a goofy as they want. whats the diff?

[Deja Q]

7. Bush-licked?

:shrug:

[nytemare]

12. lol, Or bush-whacked

oh, but wait, that is the state of our nation now. Never mind.

[da_chimperor]

8. That's a terrible thing to have if your loved one is a real klutz.

Nothing says love like brining your sweety crashing down with you because you forgot to tie a shoe.

[Hello_Kitty]

9. ROFLMAO!!!

Sweet jumping jeebus that's all I can say. I will die a spinster with 5000 cats before you would ever see me with one of those!

[DoBotherMe]

10. Romantic?

[tuvor]

13. I thought of this myself some 20 years ago.

But soon afterwards, I saw them available in a chain in Canada called San Fransico, so I gave up.

Awfully cheesey.

[mark11727]

14. Sorry, but if it's cold enough to use one those...

...I'd rather not be hard-wired to the missus while we're both WALKING ON ICE...! :o

[indigobusiness]

15. No, there is no better way to say "Pussy Whipped"

Smittens(tm), or not.

[d_b]

16. haha

[liontamer]

17. I think it's cute

[4_Legs_Good]

19. OMG I'm going to hurl

:puke:

and might I add

:puke:

david

[JVS]

20. He who has surrendered the pants

[the Princess]

21. Husband????

LOLOL

Just kidding. If you have to say it - you've done it - or you are it.

LOL

[MrScorpio]

23. Now how would I expect to keep my pimp hand strong wearing one of those?

Just looking at them represents a serious loss of pimp juice.

[the Princess]

26. And we don't wanna lose any pimp juice!

Where do you find this shit?? LMAO

[Pithlet]

29. I actually saw something similar

in a Norm Thompson catalog recently. Only it was fleece lined.

I'm still LMAO at response number 2 to this thread.

[MrScorpio]

33. Okay, I admit it, I was looking for BSDM sites

And came across a link to this.

The perfect gift for any femdom.

[Pithlet]

35. Seriously?!

Not the part about you looking for a BSDM site. About that being on a BSDM site.

[MrScorpio]

36. It's not on a BSDM site

The site was linked to another site that was linked to one

[Pithlet]

42. Yeah, the old linked to a site was linked to a site line

You were looking for Smittens. Admit it.

[the Princess]

44. Why does that not surprise me???

LMAO!

You're secret it out!!

[MrScorpio]

45. What secret?

Everybody else knows that I'm freaky

Welcome to the Club, Honey Pie

[the Princess]

48. Oh I know you're a freak

It takes one to know one! :)

[Lady Sonelle]

51. Why, Thank You!

If you're looking for good BDSM sites, there are a lot out there. http://www.CollarMe.com is an excellent free site. I am there frequently.

Anyone interested in getting to know Me, can go there and email Me, contact Me here or Google My name, Lady Sonelle. I do have a website, but I am NOT here to advertise and so I shall NOT post it. You can ask Me for it in email.

Lady S.

[Robeson]

22. Henpecked?

[Cerridwen]

24. In love. - n/t

[xchrom]

25. i'd LIKE to say gay people would never

get one of those -- but i would be wrong.

[name not needed]

27. Um, yeah. Ok.

[brainshrub]

30. Funniest post of the week.

Thanks for posting this.

[UL_Approved]

31. Dominance deficiency

A relationship can take a lot out of a male. Most notably, without proper supplements of football, beer, and male bonding, the typical human male becomes docile and complacent with similar personality alteration found in castrated subjects. However, unlike castration, the process of dominance deficiency is reversible. With a rigorous and lengthy process of going to the bar with other males unafflicted with the condition, outdoor activities such as hunting and fishing, and supplements of junk food your male will be well on his way to a full recovery.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

32. Mr. Moonbeam

would do a lot of things for me. But he wouldn't wear that if I paid him money. The man does have his limits.

[Iris]

34. Co-dependent? or They're dumb asses! n/t

[Cheswick2.0]

37. yes... "I fear women smarter than me"

[Cheswick2.0]

38. also........... fear of sexual inadiquacy I have to cover up with sexist

phrases like Pussy whipped.

[tjwash]

39. I guess I'm "Pussy Whipped" then...

...because I love my wife, we take walks holding each others hands, I open doors for her, and I cook dinner, do dishes and clean the house.

And I really wouldn't want to be any other way.

[MrScorpio]

41. The hand-holding is not the issue

It's the whack-ass hand-holding accessories that I think is funny

[tjwash]

43. We don't come close to needing anything like that here in Socal...

...we get those blistering winters all the way down to the low forties here.

[Lady Sonelle]

52. That is Charming!

I love to see a man who appreciates his wife and partner!

Here, then, is a gift you can give her that will charm the everloving socks off her sweet toes!

Go to a florist and buy a dozen long stemmed red roses. Buy one delicate pink or white tea rose and place it in the center of the bouquet. Write on the card "To One in a Million, Honey I love you!" and give it to her.

You do realise, however, that I am *not* responsible for the stains left by puddled wife on the rug! :)

Lady S.

[Jack Schitt]

40. Oh. My. God.

If I ever had to wear one of those, my girlfriend would be dumped in a heartbeat.

[sans qualia]

46. Respectful and capable of self-control...

[thedailyshow]

47. ahhh, showing affection for your loved one means that you are

pussy-whipped? I guess that guys can't show any emotions to their loved ones.

[the Princess]

49. I thinkI found a better way

ON YOUR KNEES SLAVE!




Now STAY!


LOLOL

[Lady Sonelle]

50. EXCELLENT Way to Conceal Handcuffs!

Think I shall look into acquiring one of those...

Lady S.

[2Design]

53. house husband - although he is useful

does the cleaning, the laundry, cooking, takes care of the children and has enough energy to fool around after

[WindRavenX]

54. there are no words....

........none.

[Dukakis88]

55. Labia-Lashed, Clitoris Controlled, Boob-Bound, Vaginally Directed...

[Dukakis88]

56. "Minion of Mons Venus," "Pudendally Programmed," "Uterus Lackey"

[Dukakis88]

57. "Agent of Estrogen," "Back to Womb Boy," "Skirt Centered," "Panty Oaf"

[Dukakis88]

58. "G-Spot Junkie," "Kegel Bound," "Ovarian Henchman"