Which is the stupider movement: Ex-Gays or Renewed Virgins?

[Liberal Veteran]

Renewed virgin to me is like saying "former axe murderer". You can't just proclaim yourself to be a virgin again. You get one shot at virginity and that's it.

[ClassWarrior]

1. I thought "abortion survivor" was hysterical.

In a sense, aren't we ALL abortion survivors?... LOL

NGU.

[guntherconcept]

2. There are no do-overs when it comes to virginity.

[Liberal Veteran]

5. No shit. I consider myself well rid of mine.

And I never looked back.

[WI_DEM]

3. both pretty stupid

renewed virgins? c'mon, celibate, yes, but you still have lost your virginity.

[sundog]

4. ex-gays...

I'm assuming Mary Cheney will go down this path when finally she sees the err of her ways :eyes:

[mark414]

8. yeah thim fukkin gays

wontin thim rites n stuff

hoo tha fuk thay think thay r?

[liontamer]

6. I go along with the renewed virginity thing, because i think the concept

of virginity is flawed to begin with. Anything that devalues it is okay with me.

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

7. I suppose you could get a sex change and then be a virgin the other way

But it would seem to be a lot of trouble to go to.

[qnr]

9. Does this mean my friend Lisa is going to have to send all the

dues back to the members of her "Born Again Virgins" club?

[Placebo]

10. I wish I was an Ex-Gay.

le sigh.

[xchrom]

11. virginity? what is that?

[Liberal Veteran]

12. That thing that most NORMAL people can't wait to be rid of....

...and of which a very small and sad minority find themselves wishing they had back after the fact.

[OneBlueSky]

13. watching a daytime talk show some years back, I cracked up when . . .

a young lady began talking about the time before she was "devirginized" . . . wonder if that's in the Oxford English Dictionary . . . :shrug:

[Liberal Veteran]

14. I'd be more interested in hearing how she got "re-virginized"....

LOL

[Karenina]

15. Got "clipped" as a baby?

RE-GROW YOUR FORESKIN! Call TOLL-FREE NOW!

[RogueTrooper]

16. Both are equally foolish

and equally dishonest. However, on the idiocy quotient: Fake virgins have the quantity, ex-gays have the quality. I fear that the ex-gay rubbish may ruin more peoples lives.

[JohnKleeb]

17. renewed virgin doesnt make sense

and ex gays are just right wing nutjobs who probably can't get any love from their preference so they become ex gay and rant against the other gays because of their anger of not being able to find someone. Thats sort of sarcasm but I really do think they use it as something to hide behind.

[Lady Sonelle]

18. Hey! I am a Renewed ex-Virgin Gay!

Been ex-virgin for decades!

Lady S.