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Fri Nov-12-04 06:25 PM
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Fo' seerus.
I just broke my favorite glass, it was filled with water. :cry:
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Fri Nov-12-04 06:26 PM
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1. there should be a special place in hell for.... |
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...ha ha ha, that was pretty funny
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Fri Nov-12-04 06:27 PM
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2. You should change yer name from "Placebo" to "Placenta" |
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Placebo
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Fri Nov-12-04 06:29 PM
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4. Mmm, I could go for some warm & tasty Placenta Soup... |
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right about now.
With just a pinch of stem cells for flavor.
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Fri Nov-12-04 06:28 PM
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you know, being at work and all.
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Fri Nov-12-04 06:37 PM
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5. did you knock it over or was it a miscarriage? |
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Fri Nov-12-04 06:45 PM
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7. *lol* That's not funny, and yet it is. |
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Fri Nov-12-04 06:43 PM
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6. When I had to take my 1st Responder training... |
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we had to learn emergency child birth and delivery. The instructor showed and old black and white film of a woman giving birth (it looked like it was produced in the era when "sex health education" was a taboo thing).
However, the zoom and camera angle would do any porn film director proud.
When the part came where the patient's water broke, it splatted towards the camera like one of those cheesy 3-D horror movies... only we didn't have any blue and red glasses on.
A few of us talked the instructor into showing it in reverse (for critique and analysis of course).
I swear it looked like a Hoover Wet-Vac sucking up a bucket of spilled mop water.
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Fri Nov-12-04 06:46 PM
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8. I knew you were going to say something like that! |
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Fri Nov-12-04 07:33 PM
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9. Years ago, before home testing kits, |
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My girlfriend called me up one evening and simply said "The rabbit died."
There was silence from my end while the news sank in.
Then she asked "could you come over and help burry it?" Then I realized she was talking about her daughter's pet rabbit that had been ill. But she did that on purpose, I just know she did.
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Fri Nov-12-04 07:36 PM
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10. "SOMEBODY BOIL WATER!!!" |
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Fri Nov-12-04 07:37 PM
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11. you have a favorite glass? interesting concept |
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I am gonna go get a glass of milk.
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