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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 05:37 PM
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There's a Rat in My Kitchen - What am I gonna do?


By UB40
There's a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
There's a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna go?
I'm gonna fix that rat thats what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna fix that rat.

When you open your mouth you don't talk, you shout
And you give every body the blame,
But when they catch you up,
They will shut you up
And you got no one to blame

There's a rat in mi kitchen ....

When you out on the street,
You practice lies and deceipt
And you scandalize my name
But when I catch you up
I'm gonna pull you up
I'm gonna check-out inside your brain

There's a rat in mi kitchen ....

When yo deh pon the scene,
You make everyone scream
Because they know your so unjust
But when they catch you up
They will kick you up
Because you someone they cannot trust

There's a rat in mi kitchen ....

You invade my space
Make me feel disgraced
And you just don't give a damn
If I had my way
If I had my say
I'd like to see you hang

There's a rat in mi kitchen ....
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Gryffindor_Bookworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 05:43 PM
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1. Move. (nt)
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 05:46 PM
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2. Nope, wrong answer
I gonna fix that rat!
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Gyre Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:11 PM
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3. Rack your 12 gauge.
And look that rat in the eye.

Gyre
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Jose Diablo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:23 PM
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4. Send out the Batman signal beam.
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:30 PM
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5. they're gooooooooood eatin !
i have them in the studio/garage/mess if you poison them they die and then it's search for the dead thing you don't want to find......i thought i found my hunk of of steel wool that was lost....AHHHHH jumped 5 feet on that one,then i thought i stepped on the lost bag of M&Ms play UB 40 for them real loud , you never have just one rat
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 06:35 PM
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6. Feed it some red, red wine
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