IT'S OFFICIAL! I'm already OFF tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[underpants]

Kids let this be a lesson to you about what hardwork and dedication to your employer can get you.

:bounce:

It is an absolutely "Chamber of Commerce" day outside. Mid 70's a cloud here and there and okay the wind has started to pick up

Here's the actual e-mail (edited for privacy)

_________________ Staff,

Due to the anticipated weather conditions brought on by Hurricane Isabel, ___________ will be closed on 9/18/03. Essential employees are expected to report as scheduled in order to conduct ______________ business ......

Currently, ______________ expects to operate under normal conditions on 9/19/03. Over the next 24-36 hours, we will continue to evaluate continuing weather conditions, power outages, possible flooding, and travel conditions to further determine the final agency status for Friday. Please use the ________________inclement weather line (***-****) for future closing information.

:beer::bounce::beer::thumbsup::toast:

[soleft]

1. And where are you?

[underpants]

3. Richmond Va.

We are going to get it right up the poopshoot.

It looks like this thing is coming ashore and is going to ride I95 straight North.

Of course I hope that things go well along the shoreline.

[Enraged_Ape]

2. That's Great News!!

Now keep your head down, your powder dry, and check in every now and then to give us an update!

[underpants]

4. I will if the power stays on.

We'll see.

[ewagner]

5. Good Luck! Be Careful!

btw....don't forget to bring the garden hose under cover....suckers really get nasty whipping around in a hurricane.

[Red_Viking]

6. Is this like a Mad Lib?

I love those things.

OK, looks like we need...
Greeting + Adjective
Noun
Adjective
Noun
Adjective


_Yo! Pinstriped__________ Staff,

Due to the anticipated weather conditions brought on by Hurricane Isabel, _the proctologist's office__________ will be closed on 9/18/03. Essential employees are expected to report as scheduled in order to conduct __snarky____________ business ......

Currently, ___the wigwam___________ expects to operate under normal conditions on 9/19/03. Over the next 24-36 hours, we will continue to evaluate continuing weather conditions, power outages, possible flooding, and travel conditions to further determine the final agency status for Friday. Please use the __righteous________inclement weather line (***-****) for future closing information.

Your turn!

Hey, stay safe!

:dem:
RV

[underpants]

7. "The Asylum" would work for each of those slots.

and it ain't that far off.

[underpants]

8. So long........................................SUCKERS!

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

9. Thank you Ruth Ann - I've got a Quazi off day tomorrow

Unfortunately we're a 24x7 Operation. Our night shift crew has been asked to bring sleeping bags and extra food. And I'm stuck on-call since I'm less than 2 miles from work and I may be the one who has to come in and replace them if things start to calm down. But when you're using your credit card tomorrow to shop for online porn and Bush action dolls you can thank us to make sure it goes through!!

Nothing like conference calls from home - dial-in and go back to sleep!

BTW - Wilmington Delaware here