I'm eating a pound of Tootsie Rolls- ask me anything!

[Guy Fawkes]

I'm about halfway done.

[sans qualia]

1. Any condiments?

[Guy Fawkes]

10. no

[OldLeftieLawyer]

2. Do you consider Tootsie Rolls

to be chocolate?

Or are they in another category?

This has haunted me my whole life.

Thanks for giving me the chance to ask.

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Chocolate taffy, I guess? But not really chocolate, in my book.

They don't have the fat content needed. *g*

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[Sannum]

7. I am glad

I am glad that I haven't been the only one to think of this exact question, lol. I still don't know what the hell they are!

[Neoma]

8. Tootsie Rolls Ingredients

http://home.earthlink.net/~bnsganderson/tootsie_rolls.htm

[Guy Fawkes]

11. yes

[baldguy]

3. After you die from that heart attack..

can I have your stereo?

[Guy Fawkes]

12. yes

[Worst Username Ever]

4. How many licks does it take to get to the center oh never mind.

[Guy Fawkes]

14. 236

[zbdent]

18. a-one, a-two-hoo, a-three,

CRUNCH!

a-three.

Here's your stick back.

[almostallhere]

6. C'I have some?

[Guy Fawkes]

13. no

[zbdent]

9. You didn't find them in the litter box, did you?

ewww.

[Guy Fawkes]

16. nah, Sentry Foodstores

[JVS]

15. Are you sure that it won't cause a fatal bowel obstruction?

[Guy Fawkes]

17. Gd, I hope not!

[ogradda]

19. teeth stuck together yet?

are they?

[flying_monkeys]

20. What are you drinking to wash them down? (m)

They taste too sweet with cola, they don't really go with beer or wine, and water is just too plain - - So what do you drink with a whole bag?

[RPM]

21. do you have some fiber?

you will need it to pass your tootsie-turd tomorrow

[UTUSN]

22. You're Not Diabetic? n/t