I've been told to pick ...uh.....YOU to CAPTION

[underpants]

[Crankie Avalon]

1. "Oooh, oooh...there's Condi...

...let me impress her by pushing these peons around (pssst!...is she looking?)."

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. Could Condi BE anymore up his ass?

[Drifter]

3. I touch your boob ...

In the manner of the "I squish your head" schtick

Cheers
Drifter

[The Backlash Cometh]

4. You make me look big and smart, Connie. That's why I let you

stick around. Now open the car door for me, shine my shoes and sing me an ole' Negro spirtual.

[jdots]

5. Nice outfit barfo !

[Jessica]

6. Bush: "I'm telling you - that bitch Rice stole my umbrella."

[Memekiller]

7. Poke her heare, and she giggles!

[berni_mccoy]

8. Now here's a woman that'll do what she's told

And won't tell me or rummie what we're doing wrong. God, I love dictatorships!

[Ganja Ninja]

9. "Condi! Get over here and pull my finger now!"

"I could never get Colin to do that."

[HeeBGBz]

10. Ooh! It's the new Condi Rice action figure!

eom

[DS1]

11. Hey, Sally Wonka - I want you to run my bomb factory

:eyes:

[underpants]

12. There's one of my peeps--they are so gooey

[peekaloo]

13. See this here's part of my legacy, an ownership society. I aim to

own one of each kind.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. Hey! You disemodied hand, you! You're touchin' mah

negress there, now, lettgo a her, or ther' be trouble heiar.


On edit: Advance apologies for the N word variation, but I am quoting **, and I am sure that is in his vocabulary, such as it is.

[skip fox]

15. W. is "thinking": "Yeah. Now THAT seems righter. She always looked more

like a secretary anyway."

[BringEmOn]

16. "When you said 'the coast is clear,' I thought you were giving me

the weather report."

[Hobarticus]

17. Sung as Isley Brothers: "Who's that lady?...fine talkin' lady...."

[elperromagico]

18. Moments later, Bush launched into the "I'm crushing your head" routine

from Kids In The Hall.

[Hobarticus]

19. That one there, the sultry one with the fire in her eyes...