SemiCharmedQuark
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Tue Nov-16-04 11:35 AM
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I swear if I see one more obese man with a "no fat chicks" shirt |
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or sticker...I will not be responsible for my actions. Ugh.
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Tue Nov-16-04 11:37 AM
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1. Just remember, his life description is probably |
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'no chicks at all'. This is his way of covering up for it.
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Tue Nov-16-04 11:38 AM
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...they probably have itty, bitty, teeny weeny weiners......
:-)
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Tue Nov-16-04 11:40 AM
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3. I saw a Hummer once with a "no fat chicks" bumper sticker! |
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Tue Nov-16-04 11:41 AM
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4. "No Fat Chicks: Just small D**ks |
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Tue Nov-16-04 11:48 AM
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7. What someone should do is say to him... |
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...why no fat chicks? Is your equipment too small? I know that was bad, but hey.
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Tue Nov-16-04 11:44 AM
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5. "cuz any more weight at all will really screw with my 6mpg" |
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Tue Nov-16-04 11:48 AM
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6. And I bet his personals ad reads something like: |
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"I'm am en employed white guy 50 years old that likes hunting, fishing, and target shooting, and I'm looking for a girl that is cute and thin and under 30 and a good cook (no quiche) and isn't spoiled like those woman's libbers."
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Tue Nov-16-04 11:50 AM
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Make sure you add that he has children with three different women he pays support to, and that he lives with his mother.
And his prefered SO should be a wealthy professional but still "know her place".
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:11 PM
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11. Also, alcoholic, chain-smoking, foul-mouthed, impotent., unwashed . . |
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member of NRA. Looking for oversexed, hot babe to spend evenings cuddled next to me on my sprung sofa watching NASCAR tapes.
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Beware the Beast Man
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Tue Nov-16-04 11:49 AM
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8. That phrase is so '85. |
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It's right up there with "Shit Happens."
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Tue Nov-16-04 11:55 AM
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10. Maybe it's supposed to be ironic? |
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I don't know. Either way "No fat chicks" doesn't exactly scream "class"
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:21 PM
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14. He'd be better off wearing a "God Don't Make No Trash" Shirt. |
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He might get a date. :shrug: :shudder:
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:14 PM
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Edited on Tue Nov-16-04 12:23 PM by the Princess
even fat chicks won't have him! LOL
And that's why he calls his left hand Mary and his right hand Betty so he thinks he's with different women. :)
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Tue Nov-16-04 12:15 PM
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13. Wow. I live in Indiana, too, and I've never seen one of those shirts here. |
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I do see plenty of unwashed obese men ogling young ladies in unseemly ways. It's pretty repulsive.
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