I don't really know much - please don't ask me anything I don't know

[dr.strangelove]

but I really need to get out of the 700 club, so I'll try to answer any questions.

[Wickerman]

1. A little guidance here, please

What do you know least about?

[dr.strangelove]

2. Lets see

I know nothing about sports, politics, entertainment, history, current events, pop culture, art, literature, geography, science or math. What else can you ask me about?

[Wickerman]

5. I look forward to a lengthy discourse on Religion

Please start with Animism and end with Christianity.

thanks,

LB

[dr.strangelove]

6. Well

religion is not really my thing either. I remember going to some sort of cult meetings as a child, but nothing since. What else you got?

[Wickerman]

13. Food

talk to me about food. Start with deserts, finish up with soups.

[dr.strangelove]

19. Painful memories

When I was young I tried to make cookies to surprise my mom. The fire started small, but while I was trying to save the cookies, I knocked out the gas line and blew up the house. I would have died if not for the huge pot of boiling soup on the stove. Though it gave me soup burns over 99% of my body, the metal soup pot saved me from the explosion.

You just had to bring that up.

[Wickerman]

24. very nicely done

[dr.strangelove]

34. That was fun.

[alevensalor]

3. How often, in the course of the presidency

has Bush vetoed spending bills.

~A!

[dr.strangelove]

4. I don't know

but I'll guess 0

[alevensalor]

27. And you'd be right

Johnny, tell the man what he's won!

~A!

[dr.strangelove]

35. I won a veto

[billyskank]

7. I want to know everything that's happened up till now

[dr.strangelove]

10. It all started on a cold night

when I was born. Lots of shit happened. Then I got this job and signed up for a DU account. You are pretty much up to date now.

[Glenda]

8. Do you clip your fingernails more often than your toenails?

[dr.strangelove]

11. I'm a finger nail biter

Terrible habit, but I bite them when I am nervous, which since black Tuesday has been often. The toe nails get cut once a week.

[Glenda]

14. Once a week? THat's a lot!

Yeah, you must have bitten your fingernails a lot leading up to and since the election.

Keep typing, no biting :)

[dr.strangelove]

16. I know - its getting bad

I have to stop.
As for the toe nails. I like them real short.

[Glenda]

18. How come in your profile, the comment cuts off?

[dr.strangelove]

20. I never knew it did that - thanks

It should read "learn well the arts of reading writing and listening true, for they will lead to the greatest art of all - understanding."

This old saying sometimes is read
"Learn well the arts of reading, writing, and listening true, and you will recieve the greatest gift of all, understanding." But I like my way better.

[Glenda]

23. Ahhhh... I understand!

Well, it looks like you are stuck in the 700 Club.

B-)

[dr.strangelove]

36. I'll try to get out today.

[DelawareValleyDem]

9. What 's your favorite part

of the movie that you took your username from?

[dr.strangelove]

12. Bucky is cute as hell - but those damn commies scare me

"I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

[edbermac]

15. Here's a simple question...what is the meaning of Life?

:think:

[dr.strangelove]

17. Have you now seen the Monte Python movie?

You got one I actually know the answer to.

[edbermac]

21. Yes I have...

Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.

[dr.strangelove]

22. That is great

[sdfernando]

25. I'll take MUSIC for 2000 Alex

Please discuss all the musical keys (major, minor), including all the modal keys and their relationships to one another.

[dr.strangelove]

30. Every Good Boy Deserve Fudge

That is the the only thing I remember about music training from grade school. The lines are EGBDF and the Spaces are FACE.

[Jose Diablo]

26. Do you know

Slim Pickens?

[dr.strangelove]

31. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with

all that stuff.

[GreenPartyVoter]

28. Why do I suck at math?

[dr.strangelove]

32. I don't know.

Did you fall and wind up getting math lodged in your mouth. How and what are you suckign on? Is it a math textbook, or is it a 3D model of math? If you tell me how math became stuck in your mouth, I could help you stopping sucking it.

[GreenPartyVoter]

42. *Laughing so hard the math flies right out of my mouth*

Well, that takes care of that. *g*

-----------------------------------
Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/

[put out]

29. You can answer this, I'll bet 2 bits.

Why does anyone want to watch a movie with "The Rock" in it. "The Rock" is a movie star. His movie, which I can hear from the next room, is loud. I can hear fighting, knives and swords, things burning, bad accents, cars going fast, and cars wrecking.

You probably know this, so I have already put my 2 bits in an envelope.

Two bits plus the 37 cent stamp. I only hope I can feed my child tomorrow. ;)

And the answer is???

[dr.strangelove]

33. Alcatraz has been featured in many films.

Its long history of housing some of th emost famous American criminals, including Al Capone, makes it interesting.
This island has been used as a Civil War fortification, a prison, and a symbol of the plight of the Native American during the occupation period. The story of the escape from Alcatraz, starring Telly Savalas, is my favorite film. My wife likes the Sean Connery film, but she wants to leave me to Sean.

[dr.strangelove]

37. Its possible you were

talking about that wrestling man. If thats the case, its probably because we all secretly want to sell hot dogs for a living. Seeing him in films reminds us of his athletic achievement in the ring. We long for the days of youth when we went to the local sports arena to see hulk hogan fight the iron sheik and got hot dogs from the smelly guy out front for $.75. I'm sure the popularity of the "rock's" movies have to do with good ole Smelly Jimmy's hot dogs. The hot pretzels were good too.

[dreamcollector]

38. Have you had any Kerry Dreams?

What about Bush? Any political dreams recently. I want 'em! And will interpret if possible.

[dr.strangelove]

39. All my dreams have faded since Nov. 3.

I woke up that morning and have not dreamed since. I imagine if I did dream, it would be of the grey, lifeless future that we all face under the bush regime.

[dreamcollector]

41. No dreams since November 2nd?

Cheer up. So far the Kerry dreams I have collected from DU forums have predicted he will be your president in 2005. If you don't think dreams can be uncannily accurate read THE THIRD REICH OF DREAMS. A doctor in Germany collected hundreds of dreams from patients in all walks of life during Hitler's rise to power till the end of the war. They predicted events so vividly it would curl your hair. Check Straight Shooter's dream on the thirteenth. It tells the whole story. Believe it!

[dr.strangelove]

40. Do you owe me two bits, or do I owe you?

I think I answered correctly twice, so its probably four bits. I'm not sure what you proposed, but if I owe you, I'll mail you a JFK $.50 piece.

[dr.strangelove]

43. I MADE IT 801 posts and counting. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!!